Wiener

noun
An ambiguous, yet universal unit of measurement. pl. wiener

1) Sheldon: "Hey Andrew, how many hours of sleep did you get last night?!"
Andrew: "Eh, about 9 wiener..."

2) Andrew: "Hey Sheldon, What did you do last night?"
Sheldon: "I went running with Andrea."
Andrew: " Oh, how many miles did you run?"
Sheldon: " Eh, about 3 wiener...."

by Autotron January 03, 2009