Wheezing Penis 

To die via ingestion of invisible/intangible bleach

Did you hear how Danny died? Poor guy went out wheezing penis.

Wheezing Penis by ThePenisWheezer May 26, 2019

wheezing pirate 

When your girl is sucking you of and you punch her in the stomach while shooting a load in her eye. she grabs her stomach with one hand bending over and putting the other hand over her eye while saying AARRGGHHH ! thus the wheezing pirate .

Bitch tried to play me like a chump so i hit her with a wheezing pirate to teach her a lesson.

wheezing pirate by droland October 25, 2012

wheezing the juice 

-When you have so many cups of beer in your hands that you have to hold one cup with your mouth.
Usually if your nose is very large, it might touch the beer inside, and you might suck it up through you nose, or 'wheeze it. You stop wheezing when you have arrived at your destination and are you capable of sitting your drinks down.

Man, did you see that?! Kenny was really wheezing the juice!

wheezing the juice by ddddvvvvvvvvbbbbbb January 3, 2009

wheezing one eyed bulldog 

1. Can lick its own nose.
2. Octegenarian gigolo.

1. Hey, look at that wheezing one eyed bulldog, it frightens me!
2. That old Seth is a right wheezing one eyed bulldog you know!

wheezing one eyed bulldog by OrangeNeil July 31, 2006

wheezing tortoise 

someone who shot an ostrich in the last 34 minutes

he is a wheezing tortoise

wheezing tortoise by Human who is also an ostrich June 24, 2022

Butt wheezing 

This occurs when the Anus is dilated so flatulence escapes with a wheezing breezy sound.

Ben Dover found that when he was getting an enema, his flatulence sounded like butt wheezing.

Butt wheezing by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016

im wheezing 

another way of saying I'm dead asf

T- Ay did you that he stacked

D- Im wheezing

im wheezing by dhhdhd09 December 13, 2016