Wheezing Penis

To die via ingestion of invisible/intangible bleach

Did you hear how Danny died? Poor guy went out wheezing penis.

by ThePenisWheezer May 26, 2019

wheezing pirate

When your girl is sucking you of and you punch her in the stomach while shooting a load in her eye. she grabs her stomach with one hand bending over and putting the other hand over her eye while saying AARRGGHHH ! thus the wheezing pirate .

Bitch tried to play me like a chump so i hit her with a wheezing pirate to teach her a lesson.

by droland October 25, 2012

wheezing the juice

-When you have so many cups of beer in your hands that you have to hold one cup with your mouth.
Usually if your nose is very large, it might touch the beer inside, and you might suck it up through you nose, or 'wheeze it. You stop wheezing when you have arrived at your destination and are you capable of sitting your drinks down.

Man, did you see that?! Kenny was really wheezing the juice!

by ddddvvvvvvvvbbbbbb January 3, 2009

wheezing one eyed bulldog

1. Can lick its own nose.
2. Octegenarian gigolo.

1. Hey, look at that wheezing one eyed bulldog, it frightens me!
2. That old Seth is a right wheezing one eyed bulldog you know!

by OrangeNeil July 31, 2006

wheezing tortoise

someone who shot an ostrich in the last 34 minutes

he is a wheezing tortoise

by Human who is also an ostrich June 24, 2022

Butt wheezing

This occurs when the Anus is dilated so flatulence escapes with a wheezing breezy sound.

Ben Dover found that when he was getting an enema, his flatulence sounded like butt wheezing.

by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016

im wheezing

another way of saying I'm dead asf

T- Ay did you that he stacked

D- Im wheezing

by dhhdhd09 December 13, 2016