What if the world was made of pudding?

A rebuttal to an absurd, completely uncompounded, and over the top argument or statement.

Idiot: Well what if he invited you over to kidnap or kill you?
Intellectual: What if the world was made of pudding?

by Fish985 December 17, 2022

What if girl

The girl you screwed things up with, who you realize years later was the best thing that ever happened to you, but when you try to get her back it's too late. Hence the "What If ". What if you had realized what you had while you had her.

What if you didn't cheat on me, what if you treated me then like you say you will now, what if you loved me the right way the first time, I guess that's why I call myself the what if girl.

by The what if Girl April 12, 2018

What If? HQ

What If? HQ is a revolutionary Q&A platform. Kinda a smush between Quora and Reddit, with a hint of Stacks Overflow.

joe: "how do glasses work?"
bob: "i dunno. go ask it on What If? HQ"

by afterhunger2 August 25, 2018

What if movies were previews

"What if movies were previews" is a statement that is said in reaction to another ignorant or pointless statement.

Moron: Dude, the sun is really hot today.

Smart Guy: Man, what if movies were previews.

by Marty and Jordan July 16, 2008

what if i told you a story

Unreleased Shawn Mendes' song. He uploaded it to instagram centuries ago, the mendes army has been waiting for it since forever. So if someday you see twitter freaking out over Shawn actually releasing it pelase send oxygen, we'll thank you forever.

Shawn: What if i told you a story...
Mendes Army: OMG YOU NEED TO MAKE A FULL VERSION

*a eternity later*

Mendes Army: Shawn we're still waiting for what if I told you a story
Shawn:
Mendes Army: Shawn Peter Raul Mendes don't you dare...
Shawn: Hey guys!! I'm watching Harry Potter for 47238989329th time haha.

by mxxxx72 December 26, 2016

What if machine

The What-if Machine is a machine invented by Professor Farnsworth. When it is asked a "what if" question it will give a display scenario of what will happen. Every time the machine is asked a new question, the professor uses a different button, knob, switch etc.

I should ask the What if machine, "What if I invented the Fing-Longer?"

by spah gaming November 14, 2020

What if i said no

you use this to decline anything a person says

Person1: i got a new phone!

Person2: What if i said no

Person1: *Phone Disappears*

by WaddlerTheDuck June 25, 2020