WAXing

The act of smoking weed, drinking alcohol and then taking Xanax. Commonly practised by UWE students, who don't know what the fuck they're doing.

Joe: "Hey Alex, we WAXing tonight?"
Alex: "Yeah bro, let's WAX up"

by TheXanManUWE December 5, 2016

Waxing

to wax a girl is to shag her over the bonnet of a car

i waxed this girl on the way home from the pub on some chumps beemer

by P.Albone (Nox Noctics) October 6, 2003

waxing

To masturbate

While walking in the park one day, I waxed my johnny

by GM July 30, 2003

Waxing

Waxing is when a waiter/waitress/chef sneakily rubs a customer's food (such as a burger) between their ass cheeks and serves it to the customer. Usually is a result of a complicated order or rude customer.

Waiter: The guy who made this order is a total A$$hole, make sure to give his food a thorough waxing!

Chef:Will do!

by Jellontheinternet May 30, 2018

Waxing

A wax is basically tape that you put on hairy parts and peel it of then hair comes of

Waxing

by XxbellaUAH June 27, 2021

waxing the yogurt maker

Yet another term for floggin' yer log, spankin' the monkey, ad infinitum...

He claimed he got caught up in looking for a book, but you could tell by his cramped right hand and wobbly knees that he'd been waxing the yogurt maker instead.

by Bejay Hyker March 29, 2004

waxing it

Can be used to refer to masturbating or to a person being stupid. (aka douching it)

Johnny was playing gta and waxing it hard.

by SHANAN3G3NMAK3Rs February 19, 2015