watabanga

Used to break the silence in a conversation or as a reaction to useless information.

Watabanga!

by billybobjoe is at school May 3, 2023

Wahhabi

The myth propagated by disgruntled polytheists.

Mushrik: "Ya Awli, Ya Qadir madad"

Mu'min: "Hey! That's shirk!"

Mushrik: "You are a vohobi (wahhabi) kaafir! Ya faatima madad!"

by Xendio March 14, 2021

wahhabist

Muslim that preaches Holy War.

"The towl head at 711 is a wahhabist undercover."

by extulas March 4, 2004

Wahab

Always going to be the most sexiest person in the room. Pretty tall, smart, your mom would get you married to him if she knew him. Has the potential to do anything he wants to do. He is a whole vibe. If you come across one don’t let go of him. They are hard to come by. Is a family guy. Cares for his friends and family.

Wow! He so hot. He has to be a Wahab.

by Wnhnb November 22, 2021

machine washable

A sexually transmitted disease that is curable.

"You have WHAT?!", "Its okay the clap is totally machine washable."

by shabbitz January 22, 2009

wahhabi

Muslim Puritans/extremists followers of Muhammad ibn Abd-al-Wahhab (who himself was heavily influenced by ibn taymiya) Originally funded by the British to help bring down the Ottoman Empire. This virus is predominantly found in Saudi Arabia (where it is the state religion, very different in nature to other non Wahhabi muslims), having been adapted by the Sauds in 1924 who conquered Arabia and made it he shitole it is today. Through Saudi oil money this poison is being rapidly propagated through the world, used to brainwash Muslim youth and converts alike until this Saudi cult reigns supreme. They are an extremely intolerant and violent people (towards non-beliver or 'kaffir' and to Muslims who do not adhere to there moral codes- Islamofacists if you will) with a rigid approach to religion and a disgrace to Islam. They openly disrespect the prophet (pbuh) and destroy Muslim holy sites in Saudi Arabia. They consider anything slightly pleasurable a sin and they hate bida (innovation). Not all Wahhabis support terrorism but the fact remains that all terrorists are Wahhabis or are influenced by their school of thought.

Basically a bunch of crazy mofos who have nothing to do with the salaf (pious predecessors) and belong in the stone ages and want to take everyone there with them.

When it is said to them: "Make not mischief on the earth," they say: "Why, we only Want to make peace!"
Of a surety, they are the ones who make mischief, but they realise (it) not.

"Bro did you listen to Sheikh Feiz's lecture."

"Don't listen to that crap he's a crazy Wahhabimofo"

See: Undercover Mosque documentary

by Sunee Muslim January 6, 2008

wahhabi

The act of "waaaahing" or whining. Describes something you do not want to do. The iPhone autocorrect option for 'wahh'. Can be used interchangeably with said word.

"I have so much homework, wahhabi!"

"Oh no, Joe threw up on my leg, wahhabi!"

"Wahhabi.. I have to go scoop the cat poop."

"I have an exam I haven't studied for in 10 minutes. Wahhabi"

by Ashhole08 November 1, 2011