Want

You...

Hym "Are perfectly and completely aware of what I want and I know that you know that I know that you are both aware and perfectly capable of giving it to me. You also what I don't want. And what you are doing here... And this is something you have yet to reconcile with because you're a retarded piece of shit... It's like the scene from Rick and Morty. Where Rick and Jerry are at immortality world and they hit Rick with a neural dampener because he has upgrades of a certain quality and Jerry asks Rick what kind of food he wants and Jerry picks the other one. Except instead of Sci fi tech it's just an infection eating at my brain. I'm not a child. You aren't my parents. I created AI and my mind works better than yours does. My behavior has absolutely no relationship to whether or not you have to credit or pay me because it isn't a reward for good behavior. It is a right that I have to be given due compensation for my labor and my property."

by Hym Iam January 10, 2025

Want

You see...

A British teenage girl rapist "See, I don't WANT kids to die... So it doesn't matter that I'm actively doing the thing to you that you said was going to lead you to murder them because my vague desire somehow supercedes the thing that I actively signed off on and (likely) lead to the death of other children. See, me WANTING the right things makes me good. And if you don't want the things I want then you're bad. And that means that I can do whatever I want to you without consequences and even if there ARE consequences I can shield myself from those with collectivizing and lying. And then when you murder kids I'm going to pretend that I'm not complicit I any way because I literally don't have to do anything to be considered "good" and as long as I maintain the illusion of being on the side that I'm on, I can thrive like the fungus I am for as long as these people will continue to pretend with me."

Hym "I mean... That's pretty self aware. I thought you were Russell Brand initially because I saw 'British teenage girl rapist' and I thought 'I know that Russell Brand was accused of raping a 17 year old and drooling down her throat and then she got a rape kit and went to therapy over it.' But that statement is a little too self aware for him."

by Hym Iam February 18, 2025

Want?

A discrete way to ask for actions pertaining to sexual intercourse.

Person 1: Want?
Person 2: Sure, sounds like a good time.

by coulterr24 November 15, 2019

want no smoke

No problems, beef, conflict, animosity...

#1 You lucky we ain't to throw them hands.

#2 What, you don't want no smoke with me.

by Randomguy1990 October 23, 2017

want sum fuk

The wise words of a legendary bird

"Want sum fuk"
"No Ron"

by Cooper the Cantaloupe April 20, 2017

Want Some Buffalo

Telling someone that you want to fight

Me: "Yo, you want some buffalo"
Friend: "Na I'm good"

by UrBn-_-Zombie July 7, 2018

Want a cookie?

Sarcastic response to someone who either boasts about something as if they deserve a reward for it, says something that nobody cares about but acts like everyone should, or says something that you can't really respond to. Rarely used IRL; most commonly used on internet forums.

Poster 1: I got a papercut yesterday.
Poster 2: ...Want a cookie?

by danthaman15 June 22, 2009