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Schwang wang wang 

Used to punctuate a particular awful joke. Often followed by the name of the world renowned conservative blogger and youtube.com enthusiast, Debbie Schlussel.
Debbie ~ "The queen of daytime talk has endorsed B.O.... no, not the smelly B.O., but the Presidential B.O."

Cenk ~ "Schwang wang wang, Debbie Schlussel"
Schwang wang wang by Sir Cumcision September 10, 2009

West Virginia Wangjangler

When you stuff your cock through your key ring before butt slamming your sister. You must be playing dueling banjos on your cassette player at maximum volume. It can only be considered an official West Virginia Wangjangler when your keys slap off of her snizz to the rhythm of the music.
Roscoe: What ya been up to Billie Ray? I didn't see you at the West Virginia Turkey Jerk last night.

Billie Ray: Naw I blew my load in your sister doin the West Virginia Wangjangler.

Roscoe: Dang son that's your sister too. I like it.
West Virginia Wangjangler by geederd December 12, 2021

wangbang 

When a man has a full blown erection, and runs full speed into a wall, plastering his dick right through the drywall. Then using the hole as a masturbatory device.
A common side effect of a wangbang is infertility.
wangbang by Wade Billups March 30, 2005

oomp oompin on a wang wang 

a general name for a sexual act performed by a female on a males penis
person 1:"the other night lindsey was oomp oompin on a wang wang"
person2:"yeah i heard it was kyles"

wangwagon 

Used to describe a sexual preference for males, usually after a period of abstinance.
"After graduating from Sarah Lawrence, it took me a year to get back on the wangwagon."
wangwagon by zenostortoise November 25, 2004

wangtangbangalang 

An orgy. Normally with Asians.
Hey Chad, come watch this wangtangbangalang!
wangtangbangalang by Flavia23 July 13, 2006