Walrus 

1) A large mammal with the second largest penis in the world. Spends most of its time in the ocean or sunning itself

2) Human known to wake up making incoherent sounds mixed with scratching of chest hair to atract potential mates

- "Did you see that walrus!"
- "How could I not...he took up the whole couch!"

Walrus by Seaworld September 20, 2007

Walrus 

The flacid nipple of a woman's breast.

MJ: Dude, my nipples are flaccid.
MN: Look at dat walrus!

Walrus by walruslover69 September 16, 2011

Walrus 

The awkward unnamed part of the face above the lip and below the nose that extends downward, in a way that a walrus mustache would.

I really wish I had a splashguard for my Nalgene because every time I drink from it, I spill water down my walrus. -JPhil

My splashguard fell in my Nalgene and I had to drink the water without it, resulting in my walrus being soaked. But the splashguard was like a prize.

You have water on your walrus.

My walrus itches.

Does Sharky have a walrus?

I wanted to go geocaching, but I had to clean my walrus first.

I really wish my walrus wasn't so sunburnt.

Are you questioning my walrus?

Walrus by Voyageur 1 July 31, 2011

Walrus 

You are about to smoke up at a party when one person begins to smoke two joints simultaneously giving the effect of a walrus. A loud "groooouugggg" sound is released on the exhale. This is valid with other smoking paraphernalia.

Dude we walrused those joints so hard last night.
Dude thats the biggest walrus I've ever seen!
Damn man, you're walrusing. You got that both shit in there.

Walrus by John "Legend" Peterson September 9, 2010

Walrus 

Basically a mega powerful underwater goat. It sits around all day gathering energy, until it suddenly jumps into the water and goes on a rampage in which it rapes everyone within a few miles.

Hey, what's that coming towards us?

OH SHIT! IT'S A WALRUS!

Walrus by Kirbytroid May 10, 2011

walrus 

When recieving oral sex from a girl you cum in her mouth and quickly cover it before you punch her in the stomach, causing the jism to spew out her nose creating tusks and make groaning walrus-like noises.

She was so impressed by the length of her new tusks that she demanded the walrus on a daily basis.

walrus by Chris February 8, 2005

walrus 

•Sitting on a cornflake

•Corporation T-shirt


•Stupid bloody tuesady

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob!

walrus by Gumba Gumba June 6, 2004