by poo sucker June 7, 2009

by Billy, Dakotah, Davis, Corey July 27, 2006

noun- one whom spreads their legs without any clothing on and slaps their penis from side to side against each leg. this process must be done fast. different motions can be used for different sounds.
That Justin is such a wienie waggler just look how he slaps his penis against his legs with such ease. When I was in second grade he used to do that shit like an amatuer but now he's a pro. If he's not gay then I'm the fucking King of America.
by J.L.H June 18, 2006

1) A term sometimes used in abstract math.
2) A reference to male with pierced genitalia.
3) Reference to a sex toy with parts that "clack" as it is used.
2) A reference to male with pierced genitalia.
3) Reference to a sex toy with parts that "clack" as it is used.
1) If X is a clacking waggler and all subsets of X are marint, then X is a supreme clacking waggler.
2) Dude, that guy is a clacking waggler. Its so gross!
3) My clacking waggler broke last night, and I cried
2) Dude, that guy is a clacking waggler. Its so gross!
3) My clacking waggler broke last night, and I cried
by booooob September 23, 2007

Person 1: Lisa's sucha troll.
Person 2: Yeah i know, shes sucha Hairy Poonie Waggler!
Person 1: dyke.
Person 2: Yeah i know, shes sucha Hairy Poonie Waggler!
Person 1: dyke.
by Bitch1233343888 March 17, 2011

A person incapable of holding intelligent conversation, normally seen in a business meeting scenario where any sound or word uttered is met with disbelief from his/her colleagues as it does not normally pertain to the subject of the meeting.
Meeting attendee: "I wanted to mow my lawn on Sunday but my grass was too short"
Chairman of meeting, muttering under his breath "for god's sake, he's such a paddy-waggler"
Chairman of meeting, muttering under his breath "for god's sake, he's such a paddy-waggler"
by MacKenzie's Gang August 19, 2018

A person selling fruit for an outrageously high price that nobody would ever actually think of buying
by Chillingallday November 28, 2020
