Verb: (to vomp) A cyclical act with four distinct stages:
1. Active experimentation
2. Experience
3. Reflection
4. Abstinence
No one knows what VOMP actually stands for, although it is rumored that the M stands for moccasin.
1. Active experimentation
2. Experience
3. Reflection
4. Abstinence
No one knows what VOMP actually stands for, although it is rumored that the M stands for moccasin.
Girl: Me and Omap vomped so hard last night.
Other girl: No way! Was it good?
Guy: Let's go in a circle and all tell about our first vomping experience
Group: .....
Other girl: No way! Was it good?
Guy: Let's go in a circle and all tell about our first vomping experience
Group: .....
by OLCAA<3 April 16, 2013
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Lydia: Starbucks doesn't carry Stevia, so I can't go there.
Robert: Not to worry, I have some in my VOMP.
Robert: Not to worry, I have some in my VOMP.
by Ndugu Montoya October 15, 2013
Get the VOMP mug.A person who is sexually attracted to vomit. Vomiphiliacs enjoy engaging in activities such as hurling onto their hands and then masturbating with them. There are a variety of ways in which vomiphiliacs elicit their treasured stimulus. Alcohol and the classic finger down the throat are favorites.
It is apparent that vomiphiliacs enjoy vexual assault. Do not be mistaken. Though "vex" makes it sound like a great deal of annoyance afflicts the victim, this is not the case. Vomiphiliac rape usually involves the rape victim being covered in the throw-up of the rapist and afterwards, having the vomit scooped up and eaten. Ejaculating onto vomit is also a favorite form of vomiphiliac vexual activity.
It is unclear if vomiphiliacs are broken up the same way as fecephiliacs. The current accepted theory is all vomiphiliacs are bivomiphiliacs, in that they enjoy any vomit they come accross.
It is apparent that vomiphiliacs enjoy vexual assault. Do not be mistaken. Though "vex" makes it sound like a great deal of annoyance afflicts the victim, this is not the case. Vomiphiliac rape usually involves the rape victim being covered in the throw-up of the rapist and afterwards, having the vomit scooped up and eaten. Ejaculating onto vomit is also a favorite form of vomiphiliac vexual activity.
It is unclear if vomiphiliacs are broken up the same way as fecephiliacs. The current accepted theory is all vomiphiliacs are bivomiphiliacs, in that they enjoy any vomit they come accross.
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Get the vomposure mug.When you vomit, piss yourself and shit (shart) yourself all at the same time, due to being very drunk, stoned, or particularly, a combination of these two.
Mate, I was so wasted last night, a vompisshart hit me hard when I was trying to get out of my chair.
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The tomahawk once used by native Americans as a charming throwing axe and scalping tool, lost popularity over the years since fire-arms became cheap and accessible. They have recently made a comeback due to their presence in "Call of Duty" where fanatics delight in making unlikely kills by tossing them huge distances, but only in the virtual world. Actual tomahawks carry hefty punishments if used to attack someone. The Vomahawk is the modern and much less lethal equivalent projectile, composed of regurgitated matter rather than wood and flint.
The tomahawk once used by native Americans as a charming throwing axe and scalping tool, lost popularity over the years since fire-arms became cheap and accessible. They have recently made a comeback due to their presence in "Call of Duty" where fanatics delight in making unlikely kills by tossing them huge distances, but only in the virtual world. Actual tomahawks carry hefty punishments if used to attack someone. The Vomahawk is the modern and much less lethal equivalent projectile, composed of regurgitated matter rather than wood and flint.
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