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voluntary bum

young people, early twenties, fresh out of college, who choose willingly not to seek employment and will often live at the parental residence for a period of time ranging from 6 months to a year.

The voluntary bum partakes in virtually no social activity, ignoring calls from friends and/or extended family, dismissing invitations to social events, etc. The voluntary bums involve themselves in the simpler joys, such as, sleeping, eating, reading the books they never had the time to read, watching the movies they couldn't go to, etc. On the surface, the voluntary bum seems to act exactly like your average bum.

However, unlike regular bums, The voluntary bums are merely resting from the bullshit they had to endure while in the educational system. i.e. pretty much their whole life until now.

While seemingly lounging about with no goal in life, the voluntary bum is actually slowly mustering a plan of action, which once he/she has fully figured out, will be used to go forth in adult life, serene.
A: hey man have you seen D around? he's been MIA for the past couple months.
B: Oh yeah, I heard he had become a voluntary bum. He'll probably come out of his retreat in a few months.
C: darn, D is a cool frood with a plan. I wish I had voluntarily bummed after college.
by uselessponko November 25, 2007
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Urban dictionary voluntary editors

A BUNCH OF FUCKHEADS!!!!!!!!!
Urban dictionary voluntary editors are a bunch of fuckheads that didn't accept my other definition.
by James1221 December 13, 2017
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voluntary tourettes

Voluntary Tourettes is a disease that causes people to say outlandish, intrusive, offensive, or overly Freudian comments; even though they know better and could easily restrain themselves. It can inflict any age, sex, or race. However, it has long been recognized to be more prevalent in mother-in-laws. Symptoms can be mimicked or compounded by alcohol.
Sorry babe, its her voluntary tourettes
by Thechevan July 20, 2011
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voluntarist

A person who believes that all human interactions should be voluntary. Abiding by the Non-Aggression Principle. Harming no one else except in situations of defending yourself or someone else.
A homeless person asked me for money. I gave the money freely. This was a voluntary transaction with another human being. No force or coercion was involved. I acted as a voluntarist would act. (Voluntarism).
by Free-Man December 30, 2018
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non voluntary abstinence

No pussy for too long.
non voluntary abstinence = No pussy for too long.
by Joewithblueballs November 27, 2012
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Voluntary Erotic Amputee movement

A movement among a group in the porn scene community where they voluntary decide to have an amputation to be attractive to other people in the community who have a fetish for it, and not because there is anything wrong with that body part.

Most of the amputees are women.
Have you heard of the voluntary erotic amputee movement?
by Judge dredd7 September 7, 2011
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Voluntarianism

Voluntarianism is a lot like anarchy. In that, it too rejects the commonly held notions of authority and government. It's believers also think that all interaction should be voluntary.
Voluntarianism is actually widely practiced, in sign up classes and grocery stores.
by Shadow Wyvern June 21, 2016
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