Volcanic Shits

The results of too much beer, White Castles, and vallium.

I drank too much beer and had too many Whitey's last night, and now I have the volcanic shits.

by shit admin October 8, 2008

Volcanic Milky Blossum

This is when a girl is hogtied or frogtied, preferably with a ballgag, and you stick a vibrator or some other stimulating sex toy into her vagina and turn it on. The pleasure will make her orgasm, forming a Volcanic Milky Blossum.

When having BDMS with Sara, Robert frogtied her and gave her a Volcanic Milky Blossum. She was exposed with her clothes off and naked and Robert jacked off to the sight of her helplessness.

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 7, 2017

Volcanus

A term used to describe the unbearable burning sensation of your anus during a bowel movement that usually occurs after injesting spicy, exotic, entrees

That Thai food gave me volcanus. I was late for my meeting because I had to put the flames out.

spicy butt
butt lava
burning bum

by Wildman Bill June 18, 2009

Voodoo volcanic header

when you make fun of a large pimple on someone and then you get one soon afterwards

Oh crap, I got a voodoo volcanic header!

by Seles April 23, 2011

volcanus

The hole of a volcano, which spouts out lava and smoke during an eruption.

Mount Pinatubo must have had a huge volcanus to black out the sky for so long after it erupted.

"You're from Iceland? That's just one whole island of volcanuses...you can't trust people who live on volcanoes, and I certainly wouldn't lend them money"

After eating a pizza topped with chillies, John's anus felt like a volcanus.

by Professor Poo April 16, 2010

Volcanic slag

A molten slag taking it to the next level. Most likely to suck your tounge and will happily partake in getting woodpeckered (see woodpecker).

Will destroy as many men and women as possible in one night.

Mate look at that molten taking it to the next level. She's volcanic!

Volcanic slag!

by Raymondo The Great January 25, 2006

Volcanic Soft Serve

A shit that looks like soft serve ice cream that is so large in volume that it actually sticks up out of the toilet water forming a volcanic like peak.

My stomach hurt so bad from eating those burritos, I sat down on the toliet and made a volcanic soft serve.

by moss1972 May 23, 2009