João Vitor

João Vitor is one of a kind. He is the most sweet, dedicated, loyal and funny boy you will ever meet. He will always be there for his friends, but he is a little shy, so don't expect him to tell you when he needs you, he doesn't like to bother anyone. He has a great sense of humor, in that way if you talk to him for a sec, he will bring joy and a lot of happiness into you life. Once you have him, you can't possibly think in a life without him again, so keep him close.

sb: How have we became friends?
João Vitor: I truly can't remember..
sb: I just know that I'm happier now, so that's fine.

by allim.0259 January 30, 2020

Vitor Night

A night with no hoes where one has been rejected by all possibilities leading to a night of self hatred and hour long masturbation sessions.

Person 1: Yo you going out tonight?
Person 2: Na man, Im having a Vitor Night

by dothtandillsueurass September 28, 2018

Vitor dual

A shit dual that consists of annoying orb spam at high speeds in a game called geometry dash.

person 1: Hey did you see that Vitor dual level someone uploaded?
person 2: Yeah its trash.

by tryantosuuroowoboris September 2, 2019

vitor hugo

Big ass man with a tiny cock

I thought it was gonna be good but he was a vitor hugo

by jovenzinho2 December 25, 2016

Vitor

Biggest def in the whole world. Also known as assface.

‘Vitor, you’re the kind of def that deserves to be at urban dictionary. Now fuck off.’

by theonlydefyouknow November 25, 2021

Vitor

Vitor is very woke and cringe pilled, he goes around as foggot

Vitor: ik moet sportschool

by Likmepikiago November 20, 2021

Vitor

Vitor is the prettiest, silliest, and kindest angel in the world.
He’s the kind of pretty that makes you tingle and shiver- no other artwork could be as soft yet striking as him. His dark eyes embrace your very being and glisten with promises of warm and heavenly kisses…
He is so silly that he will hold flowers in his mouth just to make you smile. You might never stop giggling once you start, and he will have to catch you in his hands so that you don’t fall over.
If you are lucky enough to be his Fofinha, expect secret rooftop outings because he is a catboy (and certified roof-climbing expert.) Take him ice skating and give him sunflowers and paint his nails and everything else that could create the prettiest dream ><

“Have you seen an emo fluffy catboy crossing the hemisphere?”
“Yup, that’s Vitor all right!”

by NatalBb May 28, 2024