João Vitor

João Vitor is one of a kind. He is the most sweet, dedicated, loyal and funny boy you will ever meet. He will always be there for his friends, but he is a little shy, so don't expect him to tell you when he needs you, he doesn't like to bother anyone. He has a great sense of humor, in that way if you talk to him for a sec, he will bring joy and a lot of happiness into you life. Once you have him, you can't possibly think in a life without him again, so keep him close.

sb: How have we became friends?
João Vitor: I truly can't remember..
sb: I just know that I'm happier now, so that's fine.

by allim.0259 January 30, 2020

Vitor Night

A night with no hoes where one has been rejected by all possibilities leading to a night of self hatred and hour long masturbation sessions.

Person 1: Yo you going out tonight?
Person 2: Na man, Im having a Vitor Night

by dothtandillsueurass September 28, 2018

Vitor dual

A shit dual that consists of annoying orb spam at high speeds in a game called geometry dash.

person 1: Hey did you see that Vitor dual level someone uploaded?
person 2: Yeah its trash.

by tryantosuuroowoboris September 03, 2019

vitor hugo

Big ass man with a tiny cock

I thought it was gonna be good but he was a vitor hugo

by jovenzinho2 December 26, 2016

Dirty Vitor

When he goes down on her for hours.

Did you dirty Vitor her? Yes. I mean... it was Sonya!

by Swcs October 27, 2017

Vitor

The literal hottest person you'll ever meet.

Friend: Holy shit, that guy's hot as hell!
Ellie: His name's definitely Vitor.

by Elyzabethh January 18, 2023

Vitor

Biggest def in the whole world. Also known as assface.

‘Vitor, you’re the kind of def that deserves to be at urban dictionary. Now fuck off.’

by theonlydefyouknow November 25, 2021