Girl- Hey hun i missed you. I sent you like 4 messages on myspace, how come you didn't respond???? :'(
Guy- I'm sorry i tend to stay awy from virus. Hard to get rid of na mean? NO? Ok.. LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE
Guy- I'm sorry i tend to stay awy from virus. Hard to get rid of na mean? NO? Ok.. LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE
by NeverDUN October 15, 2007
Either
1.A common disease plague that harms human health resulting in multiple symptoms that makes us sick.
Examples are:
-Common cold
-Measles
-Chicken Pox
2.A random code that harms computer system and data by means of copying it self and duplicating it until your computer can no longer run properly.
Examples are:
-Trojan virus
-Worms
-Suicide virus
1.A common disease plague that harms human health resulting in multiple symptoms that makes us sick.
Examples are:
-Common cold
-Measles
-Chicken Pox
2.A random code that harms computer system and data by means of copying it self and duplicating it until your computer can no longer run properly.
Examples are:
-Trojan virus
-Worms
-Suicide virus
1.
Person 1:Give me an example of a virus
Person 2:Common cold is one...but there's more
2.
Advertiesment:WARNING.The last website right be infected with a virus.Please install-
Me:F*** YOU AND YOUR ADS!NO MY COMPUTER ID NOT INFECTED!
Person 1:Give me an example of a virus
Person 2:Common cold is one...but there's more
2.
Advertiesment:WARNING.The last website right be infected with a virus.Please install-
Me:F*** YOU AND YOUR ADS!NO MY COMPUTER ID NOT INFECTED!
by CARV350 June 25, 2017
An organism that moves around until it has found a single, empty spot and stays there and mutliplies until every natural resource in the area is consumed, and then moves on to consume another area.
See human.
See human.
by Jonah Rowley October 17, 2004
Excellent British thrash band from the 80's that split in 1990 and whose lyrical themes focused mainly on war death and insanity, reformed in 2008 and have released three full length albums since 1986
by Slaytanicide August 17, 2010
The product of a socially deprived 14-38 year old indivdual with way too much computer time and no job.
"Hey look that fat kid is making a virus on his computer, lets got urinate on his pc when hes done, after we shove molted steel in his ass with a stirring spoon."
by Capt. Jinglehiemer November 15, 2003
Makes you fell pissed off when you get one, but if you have the resources to blow its fucking ass out your PC that can feel good.
Not a fucking virus! Never mind my anti virus software will eat it for breakfast...
*Virus slaughtered to its electric death*
Have that you trojen shit!
*Virus slaughtered to its electric death*
Have that you trojen shit!
by Mr. Mr October 02, 2006