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walter white virus

When your computer just randomly fucks itself after searching up anything related to Walter White from hit television show Breaking Bad.
"Last time I searched up Walter White, my computer monitor broke."
"You must have got the walter white virus."
by ballslover32 April 10, 2022
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hello your computer has virus

this is something what specifically an indian expert tech support caller would say and recommend downloading some file from an edgy website to help your computer run safely.
joe: Hello! my computer is not functioning properly, can you please detect the problem?
Tech Support Caller: Hello your computer has virus!!
by abondedspaghetti April 17, 2023
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happy virus

It's the one person who just makes you smile no matter what. He smiles and jokes a lot. We all love him.
by felicitypond August 20, 2016
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Your computer has virus

This is what you hear before the Indian scammer starts to fix your computer but actually steals $11,000 from you.
John: "Hello, is this Microsoft tech support?"
Scammer: "Hello, your computer has virus."
by I just work here March 30, 2021
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porn virus

A porn virus is a concept made up by males that means the reason there is porn all over one's computer is because they got a virus.

100% of the time it is used as a scapegoat since the real reason there is porn on one's computer is due to the fact that the user voluntarily looked it up.

Thankfully, such viruses do exist, and have therefore saved countless asses of boys and men alike from pissed off parents, girlfriends, or wives who find porn on their computers.
Pissed off mother: Johnny, why is there porn on your computer?!
Johnny: It was a porn virus, I swear!

Pissed off Girlfriend: You've been looking up porn! Am I not good enough for you or something?!
Boyfriend: OH NO, I've been targeted with a porn virus like all my friends!
by ohthelulz August 15, 2020
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happy virus

by AF07 June 26, 2016
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10 gig virus

An imaginary virus that computer illiterates use as an excuse for when somebody finds their 10 gigabyte stash of pornography.
Tech Repair Guy:
Here's your problem. You can't save your documents because you have 10 gigabytes of porn hidden on your computer.

Computer Illiterate Perv:
Oh man, I must have gotten a virus that downloaded all sorts of porn onto my hard drive.

Tech Repair Guy:
Oh! The 10 gig virus.
by ?Måt¿ May 17, 2005
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