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Mount Vesuvius

The act and/or result of a man taking such a large shit that it ice-creams beyond the water level while simultaneously pushing against the ejaculatory gland in the rectum hard enough to make the man ejaculate(cum like a stallion) on the peak of the newly formed shit mountain, creating a brown and white massive volcano shit
"Babe you aren't gonna believe I the dump just unloaded! I think I'll call it Mount Vesuvius."
by someone stole my name February 13, 2014
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White Vesuvius

When you are wanking on your back, you blow the load and it drips down your dick onto your balls and pubes. Like when Mt. Vesuvius erupted and destroyed Pompeii and Herculaneum
Dude, i got bored last night so I starting to rub one out. I blew a white vesuvius! My balls were like pompeii and herculaneum.
by Good Sir Anonymous II December 6, 2011
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Mouth Vesuvius

When you throw scalding coffee on someone's bare ass and immediately try to lick it off
John: Did you hear what Gregg did to Mandy after work last night?

Cheri: What pray tell?

John: The ol' Mouth Vesuvius. But he buried his face so fast and deep that he had to go to the E.R. 3rd degree burns - may be permanently scarred!

Cheri: How dreadful. Say no more.
by Un Garcon et son Cherry October 21, 2012
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Mt Vesuvius

When you wait until you're about to cum then squirt Nando's Extra Hot Peri Peri Sauce down into your Urethra, then ejaculate.
My mate gave himself a Mt Vesuvius the other week. His penis hurt for days.
by Bubblefuck October 6, 2022
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vesuvius

Large zit looks like it could erupt or explode any second. The near thought of being around one of these are scary.
Holy shit dude you got a Vesuvius on your face its gonna blow stay away!
by QC hawkfan April 27, 2015
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oh Vesuvio, lavali col fuoco

it's an Italian exclamation used to say hi to a person from Naples, it's a must say thing if you're in Naples.
ao, napoletano terrone di merda, senti questa: "oh Vesuvio, lavali col fuoco"
by 😡😡😡 April 9, 2023
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Vesuvius

Yo go get the vessel so we can erupt vesuvius right now hoe bagga!
by Nugga B September 15, 2008
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