Venuk

a sexy guy

Mmmm venuk so sexy

by epiczq17 April 30, 2020

Venusaur

1: A goddamned, certified, downright amazingly badass Pokemon that is honestly so underrated and underestimated it's easy to use it to shock and sweep someone's team if they aren't expecting it. also in the gyms and other matches in kanto it thrives. this thing can't be fucking poisoned. in the region with a fuckton of poison types. while Charizard is literally dying of poisons, and blastoise is slowly collapsing into seizures from toxins, Venusaur and its two earlier stages are just strolling through the tall grass, destroying bugs and trainers. Venusaur is an incredible Plant-Dinosaur-Protomammal-motherfucking tree-god, and asks nothing of you, fucking respect this pokemon. respect it and it will make you a fucking king/queen.

"dude, which pokemon should I pick?"
"Bulbasaur."
"why, it's lame."
(SLAP!)
"that "lame" pokemon evolves into a fucking Venusaur you unworthy little bitch, pick Bulbasaur and come back to me once you learned your lesson."

by Boberto111 January 28, 2018

venusisslaying

Venusisslaying is slaying. Ur mom.

“Careful, he might pull a venusisslaying“

by Venusisslaying September 30, 2021

Leaving Venus

An indie band from NC; a term used to express anguish when giving up on love, if only temporarily.

Leaving Venus wrote the song "Handgun (Welcome to America).
My heart is broken-- I'm Leaving Venus, man.

by Damon Tyndal April 18, 2008

Venus Nut Trap

Directly following anal sex, the testicles are inserted into the wide open sphincter, which immediately contracts around the balls, holding the nutsack hostage in the butthole.

Michelle: Is Joe out of the hospital yet?

Vickie: No, I Venus Nut Trapped him last night. He'll be in there for a while.

Nicole: Serves him right for putting it in your butt.

by poopside March 15, 2010

Venture Daddy

A sugar daddy that invests in the woman's future instead of just giving her money.

Bae is my venture daddy, he just paid for my MBA and college tour.

by Baby'Awit May 26, 2018

Venus faultline

A wide vagina that leaves barely any room for the taint. Or in other words, the crack of a girl's pussy that goes all the way down and becomes the ass crack.

Dude: My girlfriend's pussy and ass crack are practically connected, bro! She says it's called a "Venus faultline"!

by Anonymous4236 September 16, 2017