John Vento

The most boi of all time

John Vento is very boi

by John Vento canes January 17, 2019

el asso vento

an ass hole. this came from spanish II with an unknown teacher. if they don't check your work, feel free to use this in place of normal answers.

there is no example needed fo' this. it is pretty self explanatory.

by Misty January 28, 2004

Robert Vento

A GenX badass who does not take shit from no one, a Boss.

Damn…Robert Vento is here let’s go before it’s too late!

by Coming thru May 22, 2025

veneto

North-eastern Italian region.

Home of Venice, Prosecco wine and blasphemys such as "Porco dio!" and "Dio stracan!" etc.

Veneto is also home to the Boari people, most made by farmers, who speak their own dialect: Venetian.

Here's an examples of the Venetian dialect.

"Ghe xe talmente caldo che ghe ho piantao patate e le cressuo puré"

"Veneto xe stupendo! Veneto fino in fondo! Veneto xe el me mondo! Lontano gnanca un secondo!"

by areo batman May 23, 2016

vendor whore

A complete loser that shows up around lunchtime if there are vendors nearby. The vendors want a free lunch and will take almost anyone out so they can utilize their employer's expense account. Vendor whores also go to a lot of free sporting events, and are known to take motorboats and other toys as kickbacks. These tie-wearing idiots really annoy those of us who work with the inferior products they try to push on us, so they can get their free lunches and crap.

"Here comes Don. Yep, it's lunchtime again. His Arabic saleman buddy is here to take him to lunch. What a vendor whore."

by running out of patience April 8, 2008

L Your Hardware Vendor

When your new computer blue screens TekFail and it tells you to "Call your hardware vendor" but the limp-ass video card only displays the letter "L" of "Call."

Joe says angrily: My server just blue-screened after I attached the new RAID array! Co-Worker replies: Hey Joe, you're gonna have to L Your Hardware Vendor and rip him one!

by Alfred_FL May 26, 2020

Dick Vendor

1) A man with extreme prowess with the opposite sex.

Literally like a vendor of his dick, or a "dick vendor."

2) A total do-wrong. Scammer or shiester.

1) The ladies love Dick Vendor

2) That cat stole our taxi! Dick Vendor!!!

by richard vendor October 29, 2012