State of being (Bicycling): When someone looks strikingly attractive in a cycling kit (Lycra, helmet, and sunglasses). However, when they are in regular clothing, they are disappointingly normal looking (or worse).
George- "Hey Brett, what's the story with you friend Jennifer on the Cannondale over there?"
Brett- "Easy, Tiger. She's kind of a Velo-hottie."
George- "Really?"
Brett- " Yeah, once the helmet and glasses comes off, she has a receding hairline and a lazy eye".
George- "Oh.....Well, thanks for the hears up."
Brett- "Easy, Tiger. She's kind of a Velo-hottie."
George- "Really?"
Brett- " Yeah, once the helmet and glasses comes off, she has a receding hairline and a lazy eye".
George- "Oh.....Well, thanks for the hears up."
by Lucky_Skunk September 3, 2013
Get the Velo-hottiemug. by FredPDX May 12, 2009
Get the velo scatmug. by mr.west September 27, 2005
Get the velo warriormug. 
Velo is a friend and family who is always there for you, he will always accompany you in times of trouble and whenever. Velo love is unconditional.
Velo is a person who is always cheerful in any circumstances, he can always cheer you up from being sad and stressed to laughing seeing his cheerful and happy face. Velo always makes us laugh with his silly behavior. He never complains, he is the person with the purest heart we have ever met.
Velo is a person who is always cheerful in any circumstances, he can always cheer you up from being sad and stressed to laughing seeing his cheerful and happy face. Velo always makes us laugh with his silly behavior. He never complains, he is the person with the purest heart we have ever met.
by velo best friend November 24, 2021
Get the Velomug. The man, the legend with the biggest shlong know to mankind! He’s the real Moby Dick! Let’s not forget to mention his extraordinary skills when it comes to FPS!
by JSmithDollaDolla November 23, 2021
Get the Velomug. Definition
1. A person who publicly and emphatically denies any interest in or participation with the furry fandom (a subculture interested in anthropomorphic animal characters), while privately and secretly engaging with it.
• Synonyms: Covert furry, closeted furry, secret fan.
• Related term: "Denial is not a river in Egypt" (a common phrase used within the fandom to mock this behavior).
1. A person who publicly and emphatically denies any interest in or participation with the furry fandom (a subculture interested in anthropomorphic animal characters), while privately and secretly engaging with it.
• Synonyms: Covert furry, closeted furry, secret fan.
• Related term: "Denial is not a river in Egypt" (a common phrase used within the fandom to mock this behavior).
"Even though Mark is a totally Veloing, I saw the art commissions of his original character hidden in his cloud storage."
by yourdailydoesofstupidity November 5, 2025
Get the Veloingmug.