Velociraptor

Velociraptors are the most intelligent species of dinosaurs. 12,000 years ago, they built high-tech civilizations and were far more advanced than humans are today. However, their version of the Cold War forced most of the velociraptors to escape into space once a high caliber explosive was sent their way. Being such an advanced civilization, the velocirators were able to survive in space and travel from planet to planet. This explosive was responsible for the extinction of every dinosaur (except for the velociraptors, of course). Although the other extremely-advanced velociraptors blamed the explosion on a meteorite, they died from starvation and life was restarted. Now, there are space dinosaurs.

"I met a velociraptor"

by Pie Stealer May 16, 2014

velociraptor

The dinosaur version of a ninja. Once you see one of these things, you're pretty much screwed.

Holy shit! A velociraptor! Everybody run!

by rossdwp March 10, 2009

Rotational Velocidensity

Rotational velocidensity affects all audio files encoded with lossy compression. These include mp3, aac, and ogg.

The most notable effect of rotational velocidensity is the loss of bitrate in files. A lossy audio file will lose an average of 12kbps a year. But, this can vary greatly depending on the type of storage media used.

Examples:

SATA HDD: ~12kbps
IDE HDD: ~15kbps
SCSI HDD: ~7kbps
DVD: ~16kbps
CD-R/RW: >21kbps

This can be overcome by compressing audio using lossless formats such as FLAC, APE, or TTA. These formats are designed to never lose quality over time, and will sound the same right now as they will in 10 years.

Josh found some old MP3s he used to listen to in high school. But was disappointed when they had degraded from 256kbps down to 64kbps due to Rotational Velocidensity.

by muza November 28, 2011

Velocigina

(Noun) A Velociraptor's vagina. Term was first coined by one of the extremely dodgy fan fictions written for the International Jurassic Park Erotic Fan Fiction Writer's Association (yes it exists)!

Cautiously at first, lest he somehow alarm her or turn her off, Joffrey began to lightly rub the area around her velocigina with his chin...

by TheRealBobPeck February 8, 2010

Velodyne

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by Paul January 17, 2005

Velocycraptor

When your partner defecates on your big toe, and you drag it across their chest.

Dude i gave your girlfriend a velocycraptor last night, she moaned like a banshee.

by osallamalickum March 12, 2009

sexual velociraptor

A girl that makes her move fast and quick, leaving you saying 'clever girl'.

Dude 1: Emma's already leaving the party with that dude? she only met him 5 minutes ago.

Dude 2: yeah man, shes a total sexual velociraptor.

Dude 1: Clever girl

by SexyDinosaur January 30, 2017