Velcrotic

Of or pertaining to velcro.

The way Mike's pants were sticking to his leg was velcrotic.

by Andrew Kirkpatrick April 27, 2004

Velcrotch

the entanglement of hairs in the area between the thighs and scrotum of the male human, requiring a swipe of a finger to rip the two apart before further natting causes pain.

Lance took pleasure in the pain when digging through his velcrotch to get a whiff of fromunda.

by L.B. April 17, 2006

velcrosex

When two partners are about to get intimite a.k.a. canoodle and both have extremly lage amounts of pubic hair. so much that it sticks to one another

man me and sally just had the kinkiest velcrosex

or

i hate velcrosex, makes my dick hole chafe

by Dylan Bartlett February 26, 2008

velcrotch

An irritating chafing of the inner thighs. Usually caused by swimming in salt water, or by severe ass sweat.

"What are you, bowlegged!? Hurry up you fat bastard."
"I can't, I've got some bad velcrotch.
Got any cornstarch?"

by Anthony Orifice August 26, 2004

velcrodaddy

A sexy ass dude who rocks Velcro shoes.

Girls: Damn who that?
Guy: Thats Velcrodaddy y'all can't get him

by umyeaooksure June 11, 2018

velcrodaddy

a daddy that wears velcro shoes.

Ayo velcrodaddy lemme get those kicks
Nah man these are limited edition

by umyeaooksure June 5, 2018