vegetate

to relax to the point of killing brain cells, thus becoming more of a vegetable.

i just haven't been relaxing enough lately, so i need to vegetate harder.

by chuckybubbles September 11, 2011

Vegetised

Someone who has been crippled.

Son: I got hit by a car, I'm in a wheelchair.
Mom: So you got vegetised, your disowned.

by Antoncheese May 6, 2020

vagitated

To be agitated by something only a female would do!

Cell phone rings...
Man 1: Hello
Man 2: hey dude, what us!
Man 1: I'm waiting for "Female" to get ready so we can go out!
Man 2: oh shit, that's gotta suck!
Man 1: I've never been so "vagitated" in my life!
Man 2: I feel your pain man!

by Redwings Addict January 19, 2009

Vegetation Rights

The right to vegetate.

Dad: Man, why don't you ever do anything with your life?
Teenage Son: I am expressing my vegetation rights.

by Sacul! December 18, 2008

Vagitated

When you're so sexually frustrated you can feel it in your pussy

After being single for several months and wasting her time with losers on dating signs Nicole had become so vagitated that the sound of an electric toothbrush started making her nervous

by Fozzie's Bear May 13, 2021

vegected

the female version of cockblock

Guy 1: I tried to cunt punt her because she was pissing me off
Guy2: Well?
Guy 1: Nah, she blocked me, I got vegected...

by lil fuzzy April 26, 2009

Vegetating

The root word of Veg meaning to loaf or to relax. Normally, vegetating denotes more activity than just sitting around.

So what are you doing today?
Nothing but a little vegetating.

by killernoodle August 11, 2004