Vermont Tattoo

While having sex in the woods doggystyle the male puts tree sap on his fingers and paints a design on the female's back. The male then comes on the sap leaving the female with a sticky work of art.

Johnny gave Bobby-Sue a Vermont Tattoo last night in the woods behind Timmy's house. It took her two hours to wash it off.

by Mr. Cletus October 2, 2010

Vermont

A very windy state due to the fact that New Hampshire sucks and New York blows.

Timmy: Why is it so windy here in Vermont?
Becky: Because New Hampshire sucks and New York blows.

by teflondicky December 28, 2005

vermonting the door

To aggressively scrape the bottom of a car door on the high street curbs in Vermont towns.

Andy was repeatedly Vermonting the door of our rental car on our trip to Brattleboro, VT

by Double Z September 29, 2021

Vermon'er

A person from Vermont.

We don't pronounce the 't'.

"Where are you from"
"I'm from Vermont"
"So you're a Vermonter?"
"No, I'm a Vermon'er"

by mmmVT December 3, 2009

Vermont green bud

The best bud you can find, but can take forever to buy because the seller is usually baked

"Dude, i totally scored some Vermont green bud. We need to go for a drive now"

by Yelle July 15, 2007

Vermont Maple Tapper

When you pour maple syrup into her pussy and then get it on. May be followed by eating the Lumberjack goodness.

Ted: Dang, Precious drank a huge chug!

Carol: Well, come on, tap her and watch the sap flow...

Ted: Oh Carol, darling, I love when you want a Vermont Maple Tapper.

by AmusesHerself April 13, 2009

Vermont Special

A sexual act of submerging one's swollen ball sack into a freshly tapped vat of 100% pure Vermont Maple Syrup and (while still retaining a firm erection) inserting the aforementioned syrup encrusted ballsack into your sexual partner's mouth. The partner (lying face up on the love-making surface of one's choosing) proceeds to caress the ball sack with their tongue making sure to feel every wrinkle on the sack and leaving no syrup behind. The ballsack is to be completely enveloped by the womans mouth and sucked on in a similar fashion to a lollipop. A maple blowjob is then given while wearing a Bernie Sanders mask.

My wife was so horny last night so I decided to show her the Vermont Special. Afterwords I found spiles in every maple tree in our neighborhood. She insisted on making her own maple syrup for the next time.

by Everybody Hurts May 8, 2018