vanity crush

To have a crush on yourself. Thinking you are really cute/sexy/gorgeous. You would do you. ;

{Mirrors are breaking, Vanity crush, Perfection climbing, All eyes on us}
the lyrics in the Jeffree Star song, Heart Surgery (Isn't That Bad...)

by Erin Nichole February 15, 2008

constants and variables

according to the theory of "eternal return", where one is fixed to repeat their own life over and over again infinitely, the people who populate your lives each time are split into two categories:

constants are those that will ALWAYS be there with each cycle (family, parents, siblings, children, the individuals you had those children with)

variables are those that change with each cycle, that are not always present around you each time (friends, co-workers)

your life is full of constants and variables. the father of your child is a constant and the woman he cheated on you with is a variable.

by bottomboy tj December 30, 2018

Vagitine

(noun) Fictional product used to treat irritated vaginas.

CLERK: Can I help you?

LOUIE: Yeah. I need, uh, condoms, sexual lubricant, Vagitine, and blueberries.

CLERK: Lubricant, aisle seven; Vagitine, aisle three, next to the tampons; condoms behind the counter; and we ain't got no blueberries.

LOUIE: Thank you.

by itsonlymike August 2, 2011

Vanity Shits

A case of diarrhoea so bad, it enables you to fit into clothes you haven't worn in years.

"I got food poisoning at the weekend; upside was I can fit into my skinny jeans again! Best case of vanity shits ever!"

by MagpieDreams May 28, 2015

the varitek

a sex position where you fuck crouching like a mlb catcher

the varitek comes from the name jason varitek a former catcher from the boston red sox

lets try the varitek

by my-peroid-is-near June 29, 2014

vanity travel

Travel to exotic and/or expensive locations solely for the purpose of bragging about it when one returns home.

Elroy just got back from Amsterdam and wouldn't shut up about it. He went to Bangkok last year. He does a lot of vanity traveling.

by gladernie March 8, 2008

vanity plate

A special type of vehicle registration plate on an automobile or other vehicle. The owner of the vehicle pays extra money to have his or her own choice of numbers or letters, usually forming a recognizable phrase, slogan, or abbreviation on their plate.

I once thought of getting a vanity plate that say FA-Q or FA-QUE. But then I decided it would be better not to have my windows smashed.

by Progressor February 8, 2014