Vardaska

Named after the large river that runs through this territory. The area in the central Balkans where the city of Skopje is located. Known for friendly, yet historically ignorant inhabitants of Bulgarian descent. A good place to stop over when travelling to Greece or Turkey from Northern Europe, or a great place to eat cheap if you can not afford a meal in Albania.

The city of Skopje is found in the territory known as Vardaska.

by alphabetaomegatozed September 27, 2009

Varnished

When unexpected, unwelcome company invites themselves along, and overstays their welcome, oblivious to the fact that they weren't welcome in the first place.

We went out to a nice dinner and got varnished. He sat with us the whole time, telling us boring stories.

by Onesillyguy February 23, 2010

Varnishing Your Wood

sexual inuendo

varnishing being lube
wood being your penis

preparation for masturbation or sex

Girlfriend: hey are you ready love, or do you need help varnishing your wood
Boyfriend: im already on it dear

by joshinho April 8, 2010

black nail varnish

nail polish of the color black for nails.

Goth can use black nail varnish
Girls can use black nail varnish
Preps can use black nail varnish
Manson can use black nail varnish
So what?

by Negasable May 4, 2008

satin varnished dawn

The experience of waking up in the morning and realizing that one has ejaculated and soiled his underwear or sheets with semen. Fancy name for a wet dream.

He woke up to a satin varnished dawn, sexual abstinence has taken its toll on him.

by duckshe March 7, 2017

Varnishing the Barn

A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.

My BAC was higher than .08 because I had been at home, varnishing the barn

by BigJustice April 16, 2009

vardig

a person's underwear.

Driggs did Boo Boo in his vardig. Hey, it is shit.

by R Muk March 25, 2008