Vaptist

Baptizing a baby except only no water, just blowing a vape cloud in its face.

Man: May I confess to god right now father.
Horny Priest: Nah nigga, I've gotta go vaptist some babies.

by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 13, 2017

Vapist

That one friend you have who will talk about nothing but vaping and will force a conversation about it on you.

You: Did you see the game last night?
Friend: Did you see my new vape pen?
You: you're such a vapist!
Shut up y

by Technologically capable Amish August 24, 2015

Vapist

n) Someone who enjoys vaping and blowing fat clouds in the faces (or within close proximity) of those who do not/ are not partake(ing) in the act of vaping; someone who forces those around him/her to know he/she is vaping by blowing large clouds of vapor within a confined space. The surrounding person(s) are forced to inhale the vapor without their consent.

Synonyms: vape douche; cloud blowing jerk off; vape hipster

Joe thinks it's cool to entrap people in tight spaces with little to no ventilation as he billows out huge clouds of vapor in everyone's faces. This is not cool at all and classifies Joe as a vapist.

by Mssoftball35 May 7, 2016

vapesterdam

A place were people that use vapes hang out. Places like cafes or parks were people that have e cigarettes or e-cigs hang out.

Lets set up a vapesterdam for friday night at the park today.

by JuM September 7, 2014

Vapist

Someone who vapes

Person A : did you see them vaping??
Person B : oh my god! i didn’t know they are vapists!

by n luppy December 3, 2018

Vapester

N.- A cross between a hipster and someone who vapes. Typically an elitist with a box mod and dripper.

Kayleigh thinks everyone at the Vapor House is a vapester

by Strange Clouds February 15, 2015

Vapist

The Term refers to someone who vapes excessively and is quite annoying. The common Vapist also is not to bright and a bit arrogant to the point of sheer obliviousness. Most Vapist are nicotine addicted and use vaporizers of any kind and treat their addiction as a personality trait rather than a disease as if people 60 years ago didn’t do the same with cigarettes. Most Vapist are in high school and take Lengthy bathroom breaks to satisfy their addiction sometimes reaching times of 60 minutes long breaks. The vapist is unsuccessful and will have manny preventable problems down the road.

Jack: darn vapist was blowing vape in my face when I walked right into the bathroom!
Edd: yeah it’s a darn shame.

by The CEO of GAZOOZLE.BIZ January 17, 2020