A disformed human being, back problems,always saying “bruh”, still a virgin,runs funny,looks like a whole bird from rio
Vance, “Bruh”
by TU NEGROO April 17, 2019
To accidentally excrete poo from one's anus into one's pants, generally due to copious amounts of alcohol consumption wherein all bowel control has been lost.
"Oh man... I got SO drunk the other night at this party, I Vanced everywhere... I had to remove my Vance pants and walk home in the nude".
"Hurry up in the bathroom dude!! I'm gonna Vance if you take any longer in there".
"Hurry up in the bathroom dude!! I'm gonna Vance if you take any longer in there".
by TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR !!! March 26, 2013
by gussybussy February 12, 2019
Vance eats ass cheeks
by Savanna21 March 8, 2019
Vance is a handsome person who you will enjoy getting to know, the Vance I know loves sports and he's had a rough life so far, but you can see him smile a lot!
by Winx_LOL December 12, 2020
A grimy, nasty beast that wallows in the depths of hell, kissing demon feet and trying to survive a hollow life
by 585876576985876 May 17, 2014