Vance

A disformed human being, back problems,always saying “bruh”, still a virgin,runs funny,looks like a whole bird from rio

Vance, “Bruh”

by TU NEGROO April 16, 2019

Vance

My sweet bird

Vance is a Bird.

by Blurryface_fan December 25, 2021

Vance

To accidentally excrete poo from one's anus into one's pants, generally due to copious amounts of alcohol consumption wherein all bowel control has been lost.

"Oh man... I got SO drunk the other night at this party, I Vanced everywhere... I had to remove my Vance pants and walk home in the nude".

"Hurry up in the bathroom dude!! I'm gonna Vance if you take any longer in there".

by TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR !!! March 25, 2013

Vance

A Cigarette that uses CBD instead of tobacco.

Hey can I get a hit of that Vance?

by gussybussy February 12, 2019

Vance

Is dating Hayes and probably has a tiny dick but idk

Vance eats ass cheeks

by Savanna21 March 7, 2019

Vance

Vance is a handsome person who you will enjoy getting to know, the Vance I know loves sports and he's had a rough life so far, but you can see him smile a lot!

Someone: who is that?
Me: that's Vance! (in a proud voice)

by Winx_LOL December 11, 2020

Vance

A grimy, nasty beast that wallows in the depths of hell, kissing demon feet and trying to survive a hollow life

That vance was so nasty. He will never amount to anything.

by 585876576985876 May 16, 2014