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A Charming, usually blonde male. He loves to relate with people and is overall good in all categories, including sex.
"Vance was great last night!"
"Vance was really nice."
by Eleman7630 November 01, 2017
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To accidentally excrete poo from one's anus into one's pants, generally due to copious amounts of alcohol consumption wherein all bowel control has been lost.
"Oh man... I got SO drunk the other night at this party, I Vanced everywhere... I had to remove my Vance pants and walk home in the nude".

"Hurry up in the bathroom dude!! I'm gonna Vance if you take any longer in there".
by TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR !!! March 25, 2013
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A grimy, nasty beast that wallows in the depths of hell, kissing demon feet and trying to survive a hollow life
That vance was so nasty. He will never amount to anything.
by 585876576985876 May 16, 2014
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a slang term for a penis, usually used to insult somebody.
Dude your vance is out! God you're such a vance.
by The P. Master April 17, 2010
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vance is a rich boy who is always flashing his ass. all he wants is a girls big booty, so he can shove his 1 incher in it. His mom is also very hot.
by yermasaur October 09, 2019
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A reverse boner, your penis goes back up into your body.
Dude, that girl was so ugly, that she gave me a vance.
by TheShogunDude October 05, 2012
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