Skip to main content

Vampie

(vam-pee) Comes from the vampires' bloodline. In other words, it's an immortal creature that excesively drinks Coca~Cola. Like vampires, they drink blood, but just for fun. They can sometimes be hyper because of all the sugar that they constantly drink. Like vampires, they do have a weakness. Their weakness are coconuts, other sodas, tomatoes, and fried eggs. To kill a vampie, you have to shove any of those weaknesses up their noses. To revive them, u may shove bacon in their mouths.

WARNING: They may take one portion of bacon every 3 hours. If not, they may have: heart attacks, excesive need for blood, the urge to stab people, the urge to hug people, the need to be weird, deception problems, excesive thirst and hunger, may feel the need to have sexual relation, and many others.
CAUTION: They may get too hyper if they take 5 or more servings of Coca~Cola.
I'm not a vampire, you dumb butt! I'm a vampie.
by AlexxaVamppie October 3, 2011
mugGet the Vampie mug.

vampies

"I bet Edward once wore vampies" Bob said
by anime anim June 19, 2015
mugGet the vampies mug.
Related Words

vampierlife

when you are hard and all about the vampierlife on twitter
@sexybellaca got a misspelled tatto that reads vampierlife
by Kingcesa March 18, 2011
mugGet the vampierlife mug.

Vammethire

A vampire that seeks out the blood of meth heads to feed his addiction of meth. You can easily identify this vampire because of a night of seeking out victims they are always up all day. Not resting in their lair. Also staying out of the fatal sun hiding in the shadows. The good side of this is the meth rots their teeth out rendering them no way to suck blood and slowly dying. Even the oldest of vampires have fell to be a Vammethire. Up all day !!
Mrs vampire says " damm you for biting a meth head again , now you going to be up all day. "You dam Vammethire"

Mr vampire says " I'm sorry my dear it was just one meth head ah ah ah ah!! I'm not a vammethire!
by John mcpherson July 10, 2022
mugGet the Vammethire mug.

Vammich

A sandwich that has been placed in the vagina: the vagina is then taped shut for a day, and the sandwich is then removed after said day and eaten at a time of enjoyment.
We need to get more girls working the night shift, these vammich's are selling like hotcakes.
by Contraryjerry June 9, 2010
mugGet the Vammich mug.

Vampie

1. A type of pie that can feed on your blood from the inside to slowly kill you
2. a type of pie that can turn you into a vampire
3. a soul placed into a pie to be eaten and slowly drink the victom blood till it dies and the soul can take over the victoms blood.
1. "Did you hear that Alex got served yesterday"
"How so?"
"Mary made him a vampie for desert"
"Lol, he deserves it"
2. Max ate a vampie, and now he's hotter than Edward Cullen. Who knew that a chess club nerd could get so hot with just a vampie.
3. Linda died a few days ago, but the witches put her soul in a vampie. A few days later Linda was in pop star Miley Cyrus's body and started posting dirty pictures of herself on the web.
by TheDeadPie February 23, 2009
mugGet the Vampie mug.

Vommies

When your feeling sick, or feel like vomiting. May be caused by your own actions
I went for a huge run this morning, felt a bit vommies afterwards
by Alron Burgerchops June 8, 2011
mugGet the Vommies mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email