Lovers: "Happy Valentines Day"
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Friend: "What date is it today?"
Loners: "Oh great is the February 14th, Happy Single Awareness day".
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Friend: "What date is it today?"
Loners: "Oh great is the February 14th, Happy Single Awareness day".
by Mafia Escaflowne August 28, 2009
The one day a year to make up for the other 364 that you were a complete asshole or bitch to your boyfriend or girlfriend.
Happy Valentines Day. Heres a card and some flowers. I'm too cheap to buy you roses because our relationship doesn't mean anything to me. I just think you're a good fuck and I'm trying to keep it that way. and then I'm going to find someone better and leave you. Oh and heres that chocolates so you feel better when that happens.
by fucktokeeplove February 14, 2011
Person 1: Hey, Valentines Day is coming up!
Person 2: What? Aw, man, I'm single...I feel like shit...
Person 2: What? Aw, man, I'm single...I feel like shit...
by Happyhak January 31, 2011
A holiday created by genius sadists in co-operation with flower, chocolate and wine industries to make single people question their life. This holiday also makes people in relationships feel obligated spend vast amount of money on pointless symbols of love.
by PengTingTrapQueen February 06, 2015
Person 1- Wow look at Jim and Brittni there So happy
Person 2-Its Valentines day Remeber?
Person 1-Oh yea i forgot by tomarrow they Wont be like this to bad...
Person 2-Its Valentines day Remeber?
Person 1-Oh yea i forgot by tomarrow they Wont be like this to bad...
by Kiddbandit February 08, 2009
Single-Awareness Day.
A day for couples to be giddyy in love, and single people to be depressed. Also used to scam people outta their money for cards, flowers, and other gifts.
A day for couples to be giddyy in love, and single people to be depressed. Also used to scam people outta their money for cards, flowers, and other gifts.
Single: Tomorrow's Valentines Day? Damn.
Dating: Oh, good! Tomorrow is Valentines Day! Chocolates? Check. Flowers? Check. Giant pink bear? Check.
Dating: Oh, good! Tomorrow is Valentines Day! Chocolates? Check. Flowers? Check. Giant pink bear? Check.
by HATERR. February 15, 2010
Named after an early christian martyr named Valentine, it is the one day where people who have no chance of getting with a girl in any way shape or form realize that fact even more...
also, the really lonely people's mothers say they will be their valentine because they know their son it pathetic
also, the really lonely people's mothers say they will be their valentine because they know their son it pathetic
Eli Manning - its valentines day again and nobody loves me. especially since the giants robbed the pats of the superbowl win
Eli's mother - its ok honey. if it makes you feel better, ill be your valentine
Eli - *sniffles* ok
Eli's mother - its ok honey. if it makes you feel better, ill be your valentine
Eli - *sniffles* ok
by bigtallguy1292 February 09, 2008