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Valita

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A gorges, smart girl, kind, usually tall with brownish gold hair. She is a great friend who will always be there for you she loves her music.. especially singing and cant help herself. She can make anyone laugh with her sense of humor, people. She is a complete lunatic and has a very short temper. If she doesn't like you she wont be mean but she will be very short with you. When she walks through the door all eyes are on her. She is drawn to people with an amazing sense of humor.

She has been broken by boys that don't respect her and is having a hard time getting over it.

Once you have a place in her heart there's no getting out.She will love you with every bit of her and once she trusts you she will tell you everything.

She has to know everything and will try everything to know. Secrets are not kept from her for a long time.
:Who's she

:Valita
: She's gorges

: Dude she is my cousin
by Rawrateme March 12, 2013
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When a woman is in an irritable state as a result of having her period.
It's that time of the month and my wife is pretty vagitated.
by godlikesme December 24, 2014
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vagitate

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Verb: Irrational behavior as observed during feminine menstruation. Usually observed in men acting moody or emotional like women during their period.
"There he goes again, Jamey sure can vagitate like a bitch off Midol."
by Ryan Reynolds August 26, 2007
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Rich: So how was the girl you met off of Craigslist Casusal encounters?

Mike: She was crazy and the worst case of vagitation I've ever seen.
by moonminer December 13, 2007
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vagitable

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Another word for vagina. (Based from the word, vagitarian, one who strictly eats vaginas. Vagitarian comes from the word vegetarian, one who strictly eats vegetables.)
Lesbian mom: Eat your vagitables everyday so you can grow big and strong! Like a real dyke!
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Vagitable Ad: One bottle of vagitable juice contains 8 servings of vagitables!
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Chelsea: How did you lose so much weight? You look great!
Olivia: I became a vagitarian.
by Chelicopter October 21, 2010
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Vagitalk

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When one usually talks from one's Vagina, hypothetically. Commonly the opposite of 'Trash Talking'. Vagitalk is more known as verbal discussion between two or more persons about a topic in particular in which others would refer to as soft-wording.
Person1 - " Don't make me kick you in the balls..."

Person2 - "Pfft, that's vagitalk compared to what I did to your bro"

Person3 - " it's true...but i didn't believe him!! "

Person1 - " What did he do...?"

Person3 - "...the world may never know..."

Person2 - " that's right, stfu and start -- (insert sexual/racist/harassment joke here) "
by IwiggledMyDongle October 21, 2010
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vagitate

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to irritate the vagina, usually due to excessive copulation
My man was so drunk last night, he just kept fucking me but wouldn't cum. He didn't please me at all, in fact all he really did was vagitate me...
by pornhorn50 January 11, 2010
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