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vaselate

to fuck off, usually making a two hour job last eight hours. The Kansas Dept. of Transportation is the worst. Usually performed by a complete dumbass that does what "the man says."
"Jesus we should have been done with this ditch work three hours ago. If Vance vaselates this any longer we will get whistle bit."
by kdot March 26, 2008
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Vaselize

To thoroughly lubricate one's privates or nether regions for masturbation or other sexual activity. Derived from the petroleum jelly product Vaseline.
Carl's girlfriend was thoroughly enjoying his delivery of oral foreplay but she stopped him to allow him to Vaselize himself for some highly anticpated anal plundering.
by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2015
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vaheena

Playful, endearing term used to describe female genetalia. A more graceful and comical alternative to the more commonly used vagina.
What's with Brittney Spears flashing her vaheena all over the place lately?
by Sophie Ann December 12, 2008
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Vaelyx

He is almost as good as Vaelyx!
by Vaelyx April 28, 2021
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Vanelis

Hates vegetables and loves cheese pizza. She will steal the scene in any and all Karaoke songs, even when she's sitting in the audience. Reliable & loveable... Known for her curvaceous assets. She can do side bends or sit ups, but she sure can't loose that butt.
That girl over there got a Vanelis body, daaaaamn!

I'm going out and I'm totally going to Vanelis that karaoke club.
by klinggirl February 2, 2010
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No vaseline

The act of delivering honest personal assessment, without any soft peddling ; To deliver bad news directly and without sugar coating;usually with some measure of satisfaction;
"You know I'm your best friend so I'm going to give it to you with no Vaseline- you are an asshole" ; " I just found out about the bank account , and I'm going to give it to you with no Vaseline- we're broke". I got the results of your tests back, and here it is with no Vaseline -you failed"
by wstlngy July 13, 2009
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Vagelis

The greatest Greek cumposer that ever lived.
His music was arousing, with new age, jizz, erectronic, opera, classical, and folk.
He was best known for the score of the porno Chariots of Fire.
by gregben August 27, 2022
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