Oral Vaginosis

A build up of vaginal fluids that forms a lining in the mouth after licking a girl's lady parts for a long period of time. This will only happen if you perform cunnilingus at night, and then neglect to brush your teeth before bed. Thus, resulting in you waking up the next morning with symptoms of Oral Vaginosis.

Guy 1- I ate Beca out last night and now there's weird shit in my mouth!
Guy 2- Ha! You have Oral Vaginosis!!

by emailman August 12, 2013

vaginosis

A mental disorder that causes some men to act as if they had a vagina. Its symptoms are inability to step up, constant whining, and an inability to join certain baseball leagues.

Michael would not stop complaining about his phone because of his severe vaginosis.

by a money 223 January 19, 2010

Halitosis Vaginosis

Smelly vagina

That girl has some serious halitosis vaginosis

by Ice Master Shizzle November 26, 2010

Bacterial vaginosis

When your minge stanks of fish and no one wants to come near you cos you’re so stanky. Get it treated. ASAP.

Person 1: eww something smells of fish
Person 2: it wouldn’t if you closed your legs Keira

Person 3: it’s not her fault, she has bacterial vaginosis

by Wagwanblud234 December 16, 2019

Toxic Vaginosis

When a woman's panties get eaten through by her vile snatch.

Michelles got that toxic vaginosis. It ruined my new seat covers!!!!!!!

by tjfidi9frigigkiigifigrumpySeaw March 28, 2017

mechanical vaginosis

When a mechanic screws somebody over because they have a vagina

I got that refund for you since that mechanic gave you mechanical vaginosis.

by Supprmatt October 31, 2021

vagypnotism

1. Of or dealing with the induction of vagypnosis.
2. The act of vagypnotizing.

She used vagypnotism on him and he just bought her a $12,000 ring. Now he's broke, and has no where to live, then she sold the ring and used it to pay 6 months for a luxury apartment downtown.

by The Dickensian Virginian October 21, 2012