Valtard

Often refers to one who lacks total and utter common sense.

Dude, that valtard just lit his pubes on fire trying to light his cigarette.

by Drop Dead, Gorgeous April 15, 2008

vantard

a van driver who drives like a retarded idiot.

hey dad look at that vantard!

by alex December 6, 2003

vagitard

1. (noun) one who is uneducated in the subject of female genitalia
2. (noun) a person that is acting in a manner which is considered inappropriate

Because Doug was drawing a vulva with only one orifice, we could tell he was clearly a vagitard.

by Cory Blische December 7, 2003

Valtard

A hybrid created by the sexual union of a control freak egomaniac who trusts no one and a retarded uptight uncommunicative dissatisfied fat Marxist Lennonist germ-a-phobe who hates everything. The progeny of which develops into a retarded untrusting controlling egomaniac that’s is never satisfied , rarely speaks except to complain about a society that he is really unappreciative of.

The Lund mated with a chepa sucio who later gave birth to a Valtard .

by Doogie Robertson February 24, 2008

vastard

A horribly bad person.

Guy1: Man ever since I crapped my butt itches.
Guy2: I put itching powder on the toilet seat, man! Hahahaha
Guy1: You VASTARD!

by E^J April 1, 2010

Virtue signal vaxtard

Someone who pushed for mandatory vaccines and then sends “thoughts and prayers” to dead and/or dying athletes who fell into cardiac arrest from the vaccine itself

The NFL demands players be vaccinated ahead of 2021 season. The virtue signal vaxtards all applaud and cheer for the NFL is doing the “right” thing.

Vaxtard: “ I pray hope to god Damar Hamlin will be ok”

by AndrewTatesArmy January 5, 2023

Vajtarded

Vajtarded

1. Retarded in the arts of cunnilingus.

2. Unskilled in vaginal discovery or entertainment.

3. Gay man.

(1.) He licked my pussycat like a virgin, wonder if he's eligible to get a check for being vajtarded....

(2.) My girlfriend is so new at lesbianism that she was vajtarded!

(3.) Girl - you're wasting your time with that one......can't you tell he's vajtarded? He's definitely interested in man-hand shandys.

by B.B.'s Baby July 16, 2016