Vaginacade

When your wife will not give it up for weeks no matter what youve done.

Another word for Barricade.
Another reason why guys like to look at Jenna Jamison.
Also the reason why internet porn is so popular.

So uhhhhhhh, wanna do it.
Nahh, Ive got a headache
Nahh, Ive got a toothache
Nahh, My hair hurts tonight
That woman is blocking you with a Vaginacade...

by BKibbles July 21, 2007

In Vaginam Facit Hominem

Translates to "Vagina makes the man"
Also translates to. "Vagineth makeths the Sir"

Man, he really went in huh? Last time I remember, he was a coward. Well I guess it's true... In Vaginam Facit Hominem

by BertoTheSinger January 30, 2023

vaginamony

Alimony that a woman receives automatically from a divorce. Some states in the USA <i>require</i> the male half of an ending marriage to pay alimony to the female half, even if the divorce was her fault or if she makes more money, and sometimes both.

Can you believe the judge is making Mills pay vaginamony to Heather? I mean, he's a cook, but she's a fucking doctor!

by MattOly May 13, 2005

vaginainia

Patriotic Sex at Virginia Beach

Hey Bikiki, do you want to go have vaginainia?
Like at Virginia Beach?
Yeah.
Sure!

by MF Girls February 8, 2021

vaginamony

Paying money for a vagina you no longer have access to. It's like selling your car and having to still paying the insurance even though someone else is driving it now.

Because the man worked hard and his wife was lazy, he got sick of it and left her. Now she won't need a job for years because she can live comfortably off vaginamony.

by coder April 18, 2005

Vaginadinaphobia

The fear of performing oral sex on a female(s)

Elton John is a vaginadinaphobic.

I was going to eat out this chick, but I have vaginadinaphobia.

by Vaginadiner July 11, 2009

Vagina Man

The act of pushing ones weiner and balls back between his legs and squeezing his legs shut; hence, the appearance of a vagina as the weiner and balls are hiding towards the butt. Usually works better when standing, as it makes one stand awkwardly like an embarassed naked woman.

Tom pulled a vagina man on the bus ride. John is not gay; however, he said Tom would be a hot chick.

by Lost Almost August 17, 2010