when a guy complains about small injuries, and he is acting like a pussy and needs to suck it up and play like a champ, he is suffering from vaginitis. symptoms may include owies, booboos, and saying things like "ow my _____ hurts." common cures are a slap to the face or a verbal beating until he recovers.
"Ouch, my knee really hurts from when i fell"
"Oh yea, must be the vaginitis. Quit crying, its fourth down"
"Oh yea, must be the vaginitis. Quit crying, its fourth down"
by chacho February 7, 2006
Get the vaginitis mug.The poor fellah was suffering from a bad case of vagilitis, he was so obsessed with the tart he couldn't get her of his mind
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Vegemitis is a disease that is characterized by plants growing out from toes, usually the big toe. It is especially widespread in the tropics. Known plants that have afflicted unfortunate sufferers include: Gerberas, rambutan, durian and lallang.
Exposure to tiny seeds that lay waiting as unsuspecting victims walk around without footwear. The seed gets embedded under the toe nail, and with water and sunlight, will germinate from the infected foot.
Cause of this mysterious ailment is still unknown due to lack of research funding in the South East Asian region, where it is most prevalent. The disease has been known to lay dormant in some cases and when least suspected, the sufferer wakes up with a sapling on his foot. Scientists has analyzed that the fruit that has been grown from Vegemitis victims has the same nutritional value as those that germinated from the ground.
Prevention: Field reports has shown that plastic or tinted ziploc bags wrapped around the foot that helps deprive the infected foot of water and sunlight, may result in slower growth of the plant.
Exposure to tiny seeds that lay waiting as unsuspecting victims walk around without footwear. The seed gets embedded under the toe nail, and with water and sunlight, will germinate from the infected foot.
Cause of this mysterious ailment is still unknown due to lack of research funding in the South East Asian region, where it is most prevalent. The disease has been known to lay dormant in some cases and when least suspected, the sufferer wakes up with a sapling on his foot. Scientists has analyzed that the fruit that has been grown from Vegemitis victims has the same nutritional value as those that germinated from the ground.
Prevention: Field reports has shown that plastic or tinted ziploc bags wrapped around the foot that helps deprive the infected foot of water and sunlight, may result in slower growth of the plant.
Why is Andre wearing a plastic bag on his right foot while showing off his Ninjado skills?
I don't know why he is showing off his Ninjado skills, but he wears a plastic bag, because he is showing symptoms of the dreaded Vegemitis.
I don't know why he is showing off his Ninjado skills, but he wears a plastic bag, because he is showing symptoms of the dreaded Vegemitis.
by introvertedtrader July 23, 2012
Get the Vegemitis mug.(n) vaginatis is a socially deadly disease caused from the lack of eating animal meat. It is characterized by the manifestation of sores on the skin in the form of tiny vaginas. If it remains untreated the patient may turn into a giant walking pussy.
Other symptoms include: hugging trees, joining cults, hypocrisy, visiting art galleries, playing guitar on the sidewalk, becoming a bitchy slut or an annoying asshole
Other symptoms include: hugging trees, joining cults, hypocrisy, visiting art galleries, playing guitar on the sidewalk, becoming a bitchy slut or an annoying asshole
I'm calling disease control because Serge ordered a salad. I suspect he has vaginatis.
Jad is starting to think that animals have rights. I'm gonna shoot him in the head to preserve his dignity before he commits social suicide
Jad is starting to think that animals have rights. I'm gonna shoot him in the head to preserve his dignity before he commits social suicide
by Lupus ain't no pussy December 4, 2011
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1. Being a little bitch
2. Complaining
3. Discussing relationship problems
4. Leaving parties early
5. Repeated denial of aforementioned illness
1. Being a little bitch
2. Complaining
3. Discussing relationship problems
4. Leaving parties early
5. Repeated denial of aforementioned illness
"I can't go out tonight, I have to study for my Spanish final, and then my girlfriend is coming over to snuggle."
"Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know you had contracted vagicitis."
"Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know you had contracted vagicitis."
by King me. bitch December 19, 2008
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by PigBenis2010 June 30, 2005
Get the vaginitis mug.When a person has sand in his or her vagina, which results in the person not haning out with friends or partaking in the usual activites of partying and having a good time.
Josh has come down with a bad case of sandy vaginitis since does not go out to bars and lives with his girlfriend.
by Jeff Alan May 27, 2006
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