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Retinal Vaginitis

Uncontrollable staring at a hot piece of ass.
Causes; Lululemon, bikinis, full lips, shiny hair, high heels, perky breasts, tight ass, short shorts and or a cute smile.
Symptoms include; tunnel vision, sudden rapid heart beat, shortness of breath, sweating, swelling of the penis, loss of cognition and lucid daydreaming.
Complications include; crashing your car, getting slapped by your girlfriend, whiplash, fear and loathing, masturbation and downing multiple shots of Tequila in a feeble effort to gain the courage to talk to her.
Transmission occurs primarily at bars, beaches and the mall but can and does occur almost anywhere.
After the crash Brad's doctor diagnosed him with Acute Retinal Vaginitis and he was found "not a fault"

The stalking charges were dropped after it was found the the defendant suffered from Chronic Retinal Vaginitis.

"Sorry honey, I didn't mean to stare at her, my Retinal Vaginitis flared up again!"
by whatstheword August 12, 2012
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vaginitus

1. A condition in which the afflicted person comlpains about pain that would affect him/her from participating in any phase of daily life; when in reality, he/she is just being a pussy.
Examples:
a. Kris won't be in to work today because he has vaginitus.
b. Harry can't play ball because he has acute ankle vaginitus(Sore Ankle).
c. Peter won't go out tonight, as usual, because he sufers from chronic vaginitus(He's ALWAYS a pussy).
by John T. Black September 8, 2005
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vagician

1. One who is particularly skilled at manipulating the vagina.
2. One who manipulates the reproductive organs of a female as a vocation, such as a gynecologist
"Anna always got all the girls. A master vagician, she could go down for hours"
"After attempting the baseball bat, Sarah thought it would be best to go see her vagician"
by Shafer January 2, 2005
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Vagility Factor

(n.) Used by women to indicate the quality and quantity of attractive men at a given place during a specific period. 2. measure of vaginal wetness induced by a man.
1. The Vagility Factor at that new night club is highest from 9:00pm through 2:30am.

2. He has a high Vagility Factor in my opinion.
by Ronniucci June 17, 2010
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Vaginific

Used to describe something bold, strong and of hard matter consistency.
It's a vaginific move on his end. It took guts!
by Hachipegasus April 2, 2020
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Creamy Vagilingus

When a man cums in his own mouth then proceeds to lick the partner's pussy with the cum dripping off the tongue.

Hence the name Vagilingus
Darn, me and Shadya had a creamy vagilingus last night.

Damn that was hot!
by baseball_mom69 November 15, 2018
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Vagiferous

A vagina-rich environment
Club Foot is always vagiferous on Ladies Night!
by geodave November 28, 2012
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