vagitated

To be agitated by something only a female would do!

Cell phone rings...
Man 1: Hello
Man 2: hey dude, what us!
Man 1: I'm waiting for "Female" to get ready so we can go out!
Man 2: oh shit, that's gotta suck!
Man 1: I've never been so "vagitated" in my life!
Man 2: I feel your pain man!

by Redwings Addict January 19, 2009

Vagitated

When you're so sexually frustrated you can feel it in your pussy

After being single for several months and wasting her time with losers on dating signs Nicole had become so vagitated that the sound of an electric toothbrush started making her nervous

by Fozzie's Bear May 13, 2021

Vagected

(v.) female version of cockblock.

I wanted to get with him so bad, but then his mom came in the room. I was totally vagected.

by e-big April 23, 2009

Vaginated

A person formally known as a male but has been vaginised by a woman. When the process of striping a man of his proper level of testosterone is complete.

Bill can't go to the football games anymore because he has been vaginated. His wife has him taking Ball Room dancing lessons instead.

by Spanglerson September 21, 2009

vegetate

v. to lay low for an extended period of time; incommunicado.

Ain' talkin' to no one, just wanna vegetate and get petrified.

by observer of the obvious November 17, 2003

vegetated

High on marijuana. You are so high that your mental abilities are impaired, but not like a retard. You are on the way to becoming the plant you have been enjoying. You are conscious in the way a plant is conscious.

He sat there in the corner in a highly vegetated on the green leaf.

by realjohnson88 July 5, 2017

vegetate

the act of being a vegetable.lack of energy over all lazy-ness.a better way of saying coach patato

dude all i wanna do is vegetate after four hours of gym class

by mike swartout July 29, 2006