Vaganal

when a person has had so much sex in their butthole that is it is as loose as a vagina

When Todd talk got out of prison he had a vaganal

by Limecouch420 March 10, 2021

vaganal sex

a sexual act or move in which a man fucks his partner in the vagina and the anus in turn, ie first in the vagina, then in the anus, then again in the vagina and so on.

The man has made it a point of having vaganal sex with his wife.

by uttam maharjan February 21, 2010

Vaganal Fluid

Vaganal Fluid is the mixture of a women's bodily fluids produced anywhere from her vagina to her anus.

Person One: What's up with your piss, girl?? It's always so thick and dark looking...

Person Two: It's vaganal fluid. A couple of weeks ago, my boyfriend fucked me so hard that I ended up with a vaganus!

Person One: So, what you're saying is that isn't piss... right? Are you saying that it's your piss, shit, and cum all mixed together?

Person Two: Unfortunetly, yes... you are correct.

by SmokeTwibz November 14, 2013

The Vaganal

The smooth and slick transition in which the penis is removed from the females cock socket and placed deeply into her anal vent.

Bill: My girl never wants to do anal...

Ryan: Try 'The Vaganal' and you won't have to ask

by The Vaganal December 18, 2014

vaginal dissonance

(n) - An unstable combination of women that increases ambient bitchiness. This can occur when the natural vibrating frequencies emitted from one woman's vagina interfere with those of another, causing an unappealing positive feedback (aka vagitation) that attenuates the mood of all women contributing to the dissonance. The intensity of vaginal dissonance is directly proportional to 1) the average distance between each vagina, and 2) the average amplitude of emitted vaginal frequencies, which can vary dramatically between women. It is believed that most documented cases of PMS are actually mistaken episodes of vaginal dissonance.

Bob: "Dude, do not go in that room right now."
Paul: "Why?"
Bob: "Because my sister and her mother-in-law are both in there, and the vaginal dissonance is extreme."
Paul: "Damn...would you like to get a taco or something?"
Bob: "Would I!"

by ah_halifax January 6, 2013

vaginalphobia

The fear of pussy

Yo man, Shane never has a girl what's up with that? That fag is suffering from vaginalphobia.

by bootiebandit July 3, 2014

Vaginal Vampire

Any person, group of people, or organization that through their speech, writings, and/or actions are implicitly attempting to control, direct, and/or subjugate a woman’s inherent rights to the control of her body, her mind, her sexuality, and medical choices made between her and her doctor. Most of these Vaginal Vampire attacks are veiled in authoritarian religious dogma and conservative political rhetoric in an attempt to steal and control the power of the Womb and/ or Woman. This is accomplished through the demonizing of birth control, abortion, Planned Parenthood, the dumbing down and/or elimination of sexual education, the defining down of the violent crime of rape, the propagation of abstinence only, and the theft of a women’s rights of equality. The tactics employed to accomplish these goals run the gamut from intimidation, fear, propaganda, terror, violence, and murder/assassination.

"Luckily we're systematically stripping women of their rights. Abortion will be illegal in no time!" - Bill
"You're a vaginal vampire. You have no say in the discussion of a woman's choice." - Don

by bort6 October 31, 2011