vampire vag

A tight vagina that forms a vacuum seal around the penis, that when the penis is extracted it pulls it back in.

"I was banging Kelly the other day, that bitch is so tight she has a vampire vag!"

by Nutzen YerMouf February 15, 2018

vampire diaries

The best show in the history of time about vampires. Puts Twilight to shame.

Me: "Omigosh, why don't you watch Vampire Diaries?"
Mom: "I don't like it."
Me: *shoots mom in the leg, drags her to the couch, makes her watch 89 episodes on Netflix*

by Kat T. May 3, 2014

energy vampire

A person who boosts his own energy by taking energy from others by means of an argument, belittlement, criticism or other one-sided conversation.

My boss yelled at me for 15 minutes and now I feel like shit. He is such an energy vampire

by netteach March 14, 2003

Vampire

Something that does not sparkle.

Dracula is a vampire, but Edward Cullen is a fairy.

by lacunainc May 13, 2009

Dance in The Vampire Bund

To perform anal sex without sufficient lubrication, thus causing bleeding.

John: We were out of KY so I totally did the dance in the vampire bund.
Sally: You are a terrible person
John: I know. I should kill myself.

by Rutilcaper April 22, 2010

Vampire

Immortal being that subsists on blood. Legend says the Only way to kill a Vampire is with a wooden stake thru the heart but an Original Vampire can Only be killed with white oak.

A Vampire can have kids with a human so then they're 1/2 Vampire, 1/2 human~hybrid. Vampires are out at night & avoid daylight & sunshine.

by Starchylde August 27, 2016

vampire salsa

heavy, thick flow during your period

My uterus feels terrible when I make vampire salsa every month.

by redbatgrrl December 29, 2010