vag badged

Vag badged

When a female quickly puts her vagina lips on a male's face, much like when a male tea bags a female
Example: "oh my God! Ashley was dancing on the bar and totally vag badged Clark's face!"

by Carly Charity October 24, 2009

vag badge

When on your period, you spread your vagina lips, and press them neatly against a man's shirt (preferably white), leaving behind what is known as a vag badge.

MY boyfriend passed out on the couch again, so I decided to leave him a vag badge.

by kingsoapface March 14, 2009

vag badge

What a girl earns by having sex with another girl because it's cool to be bisexual.

Lola: "I hear Lisa hooked up with Jessica lat night.. I didn't know she liked girls.."

Sarah: "Nah, she doesn't really, she just wanted to get her vag badge.."

by dinosaur_sounds August 29, 2011

vag badge

To have sex with many people in one night, or when you first lose your virginity you also earn your vag badge, but it gets revoked as time passes where you arent gettin any poon, and it is still acceptable to say you earned your vag badge even if you are not a virgin and you just banged 4 chicks, you dont maintain this vag badge, because if you did, then you could never say:

"i got my vag badge tonight!"

by F Schnitzel August 26, 2007

Vag Badge

A demerit given to men who put their ho before their bro

Jim gets a vag badge for ditching us to go make out with Sally.

by rickrollo March 25, 2009

vag badge

A badge gay men can proudly wear, once they have had sexual experiences with women.

"Greg is such a flamer... He doesn't even have his vag badge!"

by Joel67 August 12, 2008

vagbadger

Someone who relentlessly tears into vagina. A larger, more aggressive relative of the twattermite.

She walks so funny because her boyfriend is a complete vagbadger.

by Dr. Doolots April 3, 2010