fetchez la vache

French term for "Fetch the cow".

In the film Monty Python and the Holy Grail, one French guard to another commands "fetchez la vache", and they catapult a cow over the castle.

by The REAL Real Name August 16, 2009

vacooter

Slang term, combination of "vagina" and "cooter" circa 2015

If dat bitch pissed you tha fuck off, you should kick her square in tha vacooter.

Don't be such a vacooter..

by DJJazzy March 30, 2015

The Vactor Factor

The element of a party that would make it the best time ever. The reason people will come back to your party. The reason people talk about your party for years afterwards.

Also...The black guy at the party (usually a tailgate) that everyone is excited is coming. He's loud, obnoxious, HILARIOUS, and can drink for hours on end.

I thought this weekend was going to suck but I forgot about "The Vactor Factor"! It's goin to be awesome!

Tailgater 1: "I don't know if I can go to the game on Saturday."
Tailgater 2: "The Vactor Factor will be there."
Tailgater 1: "well then I'm DEFINITELY going to make it!"

by Young Jensen January 23, 2011

Vacoomer

A man who fucks vacuums he is the combination of a coomer and a vacuum fanatic

Shrek: donkeh I found a post on reddit called cursed_vacoomer it was a video of a guy having sex with a vacuum
Donkey: that’s crazy right there

by Nig bigger dick December 23, 2019

vahoohoo

A vagina, also known as a vajayjay, pussy, cunt, snatch, or rug.

"That's not going up MY vahoohoo!"

"He's a gynecologist; he looks at women's vahoohoos all day."

by WraithGod April 7, 2008

Vaconstipated

Being vaconsipated is when a person is constipated while on vacation. This is extremely irritating when said vacation involves eating large amounts of food several times per day. This condition is closely correlated to strange commodes ( often smaller than those at the workplace or ones picked out by men for home bathrooms )

This weekend we went to the lake. I ate 50 cheeseburgers and drank a case of beer. I must have been vaconstipated because I didn't crap until I got home on Monday.

by TP-SD August 17, 2010

Valholler

The hillbilly equivalent of Viking warrior heaven.

It sure is quiet around here since ol' Lester had that squirrel-hunting accident, but I know he's smiling down on us from Valholler.

by Anna LeStache January 16, 2013