Vacaturbation

Masturbating while on vacation outside of the town in which one lives. Generally facilitated by sneaking away and using whatever lubricants one can find.

Dude, while I was on my family trip to Florida last week I got so stressed out I had to sneak back to my hotel room have a vacaturbation session.

While visiting my Auntie in Wisconsin I got bored and decided to vacaturbate.

by Daykhul December 31, 2011

Vagaterian

Life style choice by which one gives up all of the food groups and only eats pussy.

If it don't get all over the place it don't belong in your face the vagaterian choice.

by Onenuted. July 23, 2018

vacatration

a business term used when employees go on vacations but are called in during it to make offers in the area they are located

John went to Hawaii because he was on vacation, but then it turned into a vacatration.

by kabamkuhblueywapoww May 12, 2011

vacatarian

Someone who has a strictly vegetarian diet, excluding beef and cow related products.

I'm going full vacatarian this year, Sam.

by super man is dead February 8, 2019

Self-vacate

A politer way to say kys.

Please self-vacate.

by EpicRawl February 19, 2020

Order to vacate

When Matt Gaetz takes a shit on Kevin McCarthy’s head

Dude just sent an order to vacate! So gnarly!

by Mufgsucksballscum October 2, 2023