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vigorousity

1. The movement to live and act with vigor and energy.
2. The state of mind that Vigorousity will make you a better person in everyday life. Positive thinking and always trying to better ones self.
3. The YESSSSSSSSSSS will start the way to Vigorousity.
Jonesy strives to live his life with vigorousity by headbutting NCC Turds who are non-believers!

The vigorousity Jonesy shows in the gym is just the beginning to make him a better person.
by VIGOROUS JONESY February 25, 2008
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vigorous

To get horny, strong, energetic, and active in a sexual manner
We decided to get vigorous at 6am after an already fun night
by assylA November 18, 2005
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Vigorous

When you are thrusting into that female private area at a high pace
Person 1: mate, I was proper vigorous with that lass last night
Person 2: oh sick charva! Good on ya
by handmethenoose April 1, 2017
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Vigorous

Is when your sexual partner is going at it and ends up causing a sex injury like bruising your bladder
The doctor said you bruised my bladder and said you need to calm down as you was too vigorous
by Markim May 12, 2018
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Vigorous Vulcan

A sexual act which is synonymous with the "Vulcan Death Grip" or "Vulcan Nerve Pinch".

The Vigorous Vulcan is a brutal, soul crushing and mentally demoralizing handjob. Your chicken will be literally choked- your monkey mercilessly spanked-your bishop beat until crippled.

Subsequently, your member will have the same fate as the majority of Star Trek's Red Shirts: Death in Agony, along with enough friction-burn to ensure that it looks like a red shirt in the first place.
I received a handjob in my lady friend's car last night. Needless to say it was freezing below zero and she gave me a vigorous vulcan. Now it hurts to move. Khannn!!!!!
by Khann!! October 24, 2011
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Vigorous shit

Taking a powerful dump by using excessive force to squeeze out the turds, this act is usually followed by an excessive amount of grunting.
Dude 1: "Did you take a shit yet bro?"
Dude 2: "Nah man, I'm just gonna hold it in, some asshole is taking a vigorous shit in there and it smells like a mother!"
by Da Vin Chee December 22, 2009
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Vigorous Jazz Hands

When you combine foreplay into a hand job.
boii you don’t wanna catch these vigorous jazz hands xD
by Braden Fredericks September 4, 2017
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