Vegan

A mass murder of thousands of innocent fruits and vegetables.

Annoying fucking vegan: What's you favorite candy?
Brandon: Sour Patch Kids
Annoying fucking vegan: THAT'S NOT VEGAN
(Inspiration Jubilee 6 vegans vs 1 non-vegan)

by Kitolada April 20, 2020

Vegan

1: someone who abstains not only from eating meat, but also milk, eggs, and anything else derived from animals.
Note: Not to be confused with a Nazivegan, who follows a vegan diet but flaunts one's veganhood over everyone else as if it is somehow morally superior. Kinda like saying that a gazelle is morally superior to a lion because the lion is a carnivore, you know? They're not better than each other; just different.

'I made sure I had veggie patties and vegetable shishkabobs on hand at my barbecue because some of the people I invited are vegans.'

by veeeeeeeeeegan May 8, 2003

Vegan

What a person becomes when they're traumatized by factory farms and decide in the long run, it's ultimately better to go vegan.

After John saw how animals are abused in factory farms, he became vegan.

by VioletThePurple October 1, 2020

Vegan

A mindless group of people who are totally ignorant to the feelings of fruits and vegetables. These are people who dont eat meat for reasons other than health or weight loss. They normally form the same argument about animal cruelty, when in fact, animals have no true feelings or emotion, and if we didn't eat them they would suffer and die anyway just like everything else does. As for the sport of it least animals have some chance of escape, unlike plants.

That damn lettuce patch never saw it coming. They were ambushed in the middle of the night by a band of salad-loving vegans.

by At least I'm true to my nature August 17, 2003

vegan

An inhabitant of the asteroid Vega. Well known for their abstinance from eating animal products, and their hatred of meat eaters.

I am Zoltan, from Vega. If I see you eating meat, you will die.

by Ralgor February 15, 2004

Vegan

A word used to describe people totally convinced or their superiority. They are generally best avoided in almost all circumstances.

Marshal told everyone he was a vegan. Everyone agreed with him. He was indeed a total and utter vegan.

by The curious bibliophile July 9, 2018

vegan

Someone with BALLS. I mean, for real, can you imagine making that kind of sacrifice for your principles? JESUS!

I'm a vegetarian, which is cool, and I still nearly have to change underwear after watching Taco Bell commercials. I can't imagine being a vegan.

by your Lord and Savior September 1, 2007