Vegan 

1: someone who abstains not only from eating meat, but also milk, eggs, and anything else derived from animals.
Note: Not to be confused with a Nazivegan, who follows a vegan diet but flaunts one's veganhood over everyone else as if it is somehow morally superior. Kinda like saying that a gazelle is morally superior to a lion because the lion is a carnivore, you know? They're not better than each other; just different.

'I made sure I had veggie patties and vegetable shishkabobs on hand at my barbecue because some of the people I invited are vegans.'

Vegan by veeeeeeeeeegan May 8, 2003

Vegan 

What a person becomes when they're traumatized by factory farms and decide in the long run, it's ultimately better to go vegan.

After John saw how animals are abused in factory farms, he became vegan.

Vegan by VioletThePurple October 1, 2020

Vegan 

A mindless group of people who are totally ignorant to the feelings of fruits and vegetables. These are people who dont eat meat for reasons other than health or weight loss. They normally form the same argument about animal cruelty, when in fact, animals have no true feelings or emotion, and if we didn't eat them they would suffer and die anyway just like everything else does. As for the sport of it least animals have some chance of escape, unlike plants.

That damn lettuce patch never saw it coming. They were ambushed in the middle of the night by a band of salad-loving vegans.

Vegan by At least I'm true to my nature August 17, 2003

vegan 

An inhabitant of the asteroid Vega. Well known for their abstinance from eating animal products, and their hatred of meat eaters.

I am Zoltan, from Vega. If I see you eating meat, you will die.

vegan by Ralgor February 15, 2004

Vegan 

A word used to describe people totally convinced or their superiority. They are generally best avoided in almost all circumstances.

Marshal told everyone he was a vegan. Everyone agreed with him. He was indeed a total and utter vegan.

Vegan by The curious bibliophile July 9, 2018

vegan 

Someone with BALLS. I mean, for real, can you imagine making that kind of sacrifice for your principles? JESUS!

I'm a vegetarian, which is cool, and I still nearly have to change underwear after watching Taco Bell commercials. I can't imagine being a vegan.

vegan by your Lord and Savior September 1, 2007

Vegan 

A person who follows the diet and/or lifestyle that promotes not using any animal products or byproducts.

The vegan diet and lifestyle are both impossible to follow to the fullest, so most vegans tend to stop when it becomes inconvenient. For example, animal products are used to vulcanize rubber and process steel. So a true vegan would be forced to shun most anything found in an industrialized nation, notably things such as cars, buses, airplanes and bicycles. Also, the vegan diet does not and cannot supply vitamin B12, as this essential vitamin only comes from meat and dairy. So a vegan must either take vitamin supplements, (which one way or another come from an animal) give up the diet altogether, or face B12 deficiency; which can cause brain damage.

Generally, vegans tend to ignore such glaring contractions and problems, preaching that they are the moral elite; even if they happen to be wearing leather shoes.

Vegans may be well intentioned, but their belifs are undeniably flawed.

Vegan by GAWII May 24, 2008