valentines day

the worst day of the year i mean like we really need another day of the year to make us feel bad cause were single thank you effin hallmark

person 1:ohhhh im so happy its valentines day

person 2:why this is the worst day of the year

person 1:someone doesnt have a boyfriend!

by join the teenage army March 12, 2008

Valentines Slut

A girl who has many Valentines, even though she may be in a committed relationship.

Alex: Hey Miranda, I know things are rough, but do you wanna hang out Valentines day?

Miranda: I would love to, but I'm seeing so many other guys on Valentines day!

Alex: Ouch, Valentines Slut.

by Fap2life February 26, 2011

Valentines 13

When Valentine's Day comes after Friday the 13th, which occurs approximately every 6.7 years, those who fall in love, are blessed by the angels. According to astronomical data, the average person experiences this phenomenon 13 times during their life cycle. This is known as "Valentines 13."

February, Friday the 13th 2009: At the stroke of midnight, Valentine's Day will touch Friday the 13th. This is how the term "Valentines 13" came to be.

by I love the Number 13 January 1, 2009

Valentines Day

The day the CEO of Hershey's jumped in bed with the CEO of Hallmark to figure out a way to rip off more nieve Americans of their money and manipulating them into believing they need some other desperate person to make their lives better.

Valentines Day is probably the stupidest day of the whole year. I hate it.

by [e-mail] January 3, 2008

Valentines Day

Just another dumb holiday to make single people feel like second-class citizens.

I HATE Valentines Day. Every year its the same thing, "I'll have someone next year" or maybe "see what next year holds" or "you will have someone real soon." Bla Blaa Bla. Hell, I'm almost 30 and still alone. It all makes me sick.

by [e-mail] January 9, 2008

Valentines Day

1. The day where people get scammed for over-priced gifts and cards.
2. The day where a realationship begins then ends the next day.
3. The day where the heart-broken have to watch others become pitiful zombies and think how ridiculous this holiday really is.
4. Just another day of the year that was made too much of a deal out of.

I don't really think Valentines Day needs much explination.

by hxcXSarahSpeechlessX August 22, 2008

Valentines Day

A scam made by the greeting card company

Boy gives girl $9 singing card, $15 bear, and $30 Godiva chocolates fom Hallmark.....

by Brandi February 18, 2007