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Noun - A worth while place to deposit ones semen. Most likely a smart, attractive, athletic and wealthy girl.
Noun - "That girl is perfect, I'd love her to have my kids?"
- "Ya, she'd make a good cum vault."
by Butt-nut January 19, 2007
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Vaultsman

One offering cutting-edge secure storage, often one of great wisdom and financial promise.
"Wow that fellow's wrinkled, but nevertheless tucked-in shirt, slacks, and old runners certainly to give that man an air of industry. Who is that?"

"Why, that's our resident Vaultsman!"
by slavetothevaults October 15, 2011
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Vajulia

A Vajulia is a small creature that will yell at you constantly for doing nothing wrong, much like a mother.
Stop being such a Vajulia, you're making me sad.
by Vawill October 12, 2011
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Vault Dweller

A fan and enthusiast of the video game franchise "Fallout."
Jack: Do you play any Fallout games?
Marie: Yes, I'm a die-hard Vault Dweller.
by streetser July 7, 2019
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Vault 106

A vault in the game Fallout 3, probably the creepiest one. Although you don't find out at first (you must hack a computer to figure it out), the air has been infected, most likely from the nuclear explosion that started F3. The residents attack you and each other, and you have visions of people who were important in your life at Vault 101.
Vault 106 is located west of Big Town on the map.
by falloutjunkie July 25, 2010
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vault of glass

The Vault of Glass is a terrible excuse that Destiny developers call a raid, in which you are anally penetrated by The Templar's one inch warrior, but somehow manages to slide it up your ribs and throat and out of your mouth to repeated hit your microphone so that new players will have no idea what the fuck you're saying. Oracles (Old Ratchet Assmunching Cunt Lickers that Eat Salad) are to be shot in the most random ass order so that some dumbass can fall off the map and add more rounds of the double-ended dick lickers.
But in the end, you realize why you did it all. Because you get awesome loot in the end... Unless you get FUCKING ANALLY RAPED BY ATHEONS ASCENDANT SHARD ASSWIPES.
Warren: "I did The Vault of Glass yesterday."
Donald: "So I guess you're not a virgin anymore"
Jack: "I have no idea what the fuck I am doing"
Blake: *gets angry and starts threatening to kick warren*
Chase: *Chase*
by Meepzore October 24, 2015
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Frank Vaulttackie

"You should get Frank Vaulttackie's name tattood on you!"
by Genghis Tron July 7, 2009
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