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Uvalde Police

Bro, are you really that scared of breaking a nail? It's just basketball! Go join the Uvalde Police
by Invisible_Grapefruit May 27, 2022
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Acting Uvalde

Acting uvalde is behavior in such a way that is extremely ghetto and irrational.where people’s mind sets are generated by multiple generations of incest. Where the men are bred to be complete worthless pieces of shit mommy boys that never amount to shit in life and the females have bigger dicks than any dudes. They act ghetto and have no sense of the outside world. Only small minded pee brains.
STOP acting Uvalde, it’s fuckin emberresing!
by Dildotrump November 26, 2020
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uvalded

Did nothing and waited, even if it was their job and even with the presence of equipment.

Public relations response will focus on damage control.
A: Anita Alvarez fainted underwater and the lifeguards did nothing.
B: So the lifeguards uvalded?
by creationisthater June 23, 2022
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Uvaldo

Often the silent Champion to any girl in distress. Uvaldo is a true warrior unparalleled to any who challenge him. Chuck Norris calls him his "Equal". Once a child stared into Uvaldo's eyes, the poor boy started to cry. When asked what he saw he responded "the death of everyone". Uvaldo is humble and has a clear mind which allows him to see through lies. When asked "what girl does he like?" Uvaldo laughed. All girls like Uvaldo but they can't have him. As for sports... Don't challenge this guy at tennis! He walks on a whole different court than anyone else. Unlike anything else Uvaldo is the best friend anyone could ever have. When asked for help, Uvaldo goes above and beyond any expectations.
"Equal"-Chuck Norris...uvaldo
ITTS GODVALDO-Asian voice....uvaldo
by niggawho? September 29, 2011
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Uvaldick

A person who does something in an overall douche way
That guy is an Uvaldicks, he finished me in fortnite.
by Boss ass bitch919 July 16, 2018
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Ubalde

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by Flyingdeer October 3, 2022
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Utvalde

- That Utvalde sure is hacking.
by insertausernamehere May 8, 2024
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