Utter

To be extremely cumfy and cozy

Dude this couch and blanky is so utter

by Big Stanky Danky Terd October 12, 2023

utter shite

Something that's not just shit, it's so bad it's shit on another level. (usually used in Ireland)

He was talking utter shite last night.

That band were utter shite.

by Synnojd March 6, 2012

utter shit

'literal shit' Something that is complete shit. Could be used to describe a shitty situation or object.

'What the hell, this is not supposed to happen, this is utter shit!'

'I hate SPSS! This program is utter shit!'

by offspringjack January 31, 2012

Utter Wankspangle.

A dickhead of the highest order. Usually used in reference to those that fail.

Q. Would you like to marry me?
A. No because you are an Utter Wankspangle.

by Capt Crispy Findus June 12, 2016

Utter Crap

somthing or somone that is pointless, sensless, insolent or meaningless

"This dictionary is utter crap, full of chav words that stupid people think are cool"

by chav slayer December 17, 2005

utter cunt

A person who is basically a massive cunt, every day throughout the whole fucking year. The person is such a massive cunt, that massive isn't enough to describe it, hence utter cunt is more fitting. Utter cunts are usually called Amar or Cian or something stupid like that.

A: Hey do you know this guy, he seems nice!?
B: No he's not, he's the definition of an utter cunt!

by StellaDrinkerNotts June 3, 2017

utter balls

This is bullshit. To fuck something up.

"Monty, you`ve made a complete and utter balls of the Browning over-and-under by shortening it."

by Maxwell4Real August 12, 2014