Utica

The saddest city in America. Imagine being forced to eat a turd sandwich and when you're done eating it someone kicks you in the krotch and has sex with your mom. It's like 10 times sadder than that.

"Hey, let's go to Utica."

"Hey, I'd rather kill myself."

by MrSpongebobBrownPants September 15, 2019

uniball

a man only having one testicle

Stevie K has is a uniball because he only has one testicle

by mogger05 December 22, 2004

utica

The city that God forgot

This city sucks, it reminds me of Utica

by bort April 15, 2005

utica high school

A school located in Shelby Twp., MI full of boaters. It's fucking trash.

Utica High School is trash

by Nomadic G May 16, 2016

Utica

The only place on earth that people from Buffalo are allowed to mock and ridicule.

"Look on the bright side - at least we're not Utica" - Buffalo Resident

by ThankgodIleftUtica December 13, 2013

Utica Girl

A woman from (Utica, NY). Loves fake tans and she thinks striped nails with gem studs look "classy". Thinks all children are on WIC and the HEAP program is a family tradition. Collects some sort of public assistance yet still buys cigarettes and goes to club Lava. Typically has at least one child from her high school boyfriend and always has some sort of trouble with their ex. Thinks she really hit it big when she gets a guy that runs a forklift, not just working in a warehouse. Has no problem if he has only been to jail once...or twice.

Utica Girl-After I get my nails done we'll meet yous guys at Lava, but first I gotta go by my ex's house and drop off the kids. That mother fucker needs to give me more child support.

by Johnnyroc December 17, 2012

UTIOA

Under The Influence Of Alcohol
generally used as an excuse or explanation for actions performed while totally hammered.

Guy 1: i heard you knocked up some chick!
Guy 2: yeah but we were both UTIOA

by PsycoGirl June 16, 2007